Hawkeye Loud Mouth Punch
original
EIU sources Unknown
24 cans or bottles of your favorite black and gold barley and hops flavored beverage
2-3 bags of high-quality ice (frozen)
Cooler or large bucket
Cups for the ladies and the
EIU grads
Large plastic trash bag (litterers are NOT good tailgaters)
Designated driver (tailgate responsibly) Open cooler. Pick up a bag of ice. Right-handers should grasp the "neck" of the bag in their right hand, and support the weight of the bag in their left. Reverse for lefties. Raise bag to chest height, taking care to maintain a perpendicular plane with the pavement below. Let bag drop. Repeat with subsequent bags of ice.
Arrange bottles or cans in the cooler. Distribution of the containers is a method of personal choice and should be left up to either the host or the owner of the cooler. NEVER criticize your hosts choice of methods.
Cover with ice until well chilled.
Get inebriated!
