See, I thought this was gonna be a thread devoted to Con Air. One of the crappiest movies of all time. Nicholas Cage is a poopy actor as it is, but I lost some respect for John Malkovich too. It's just really hard for me not to laugh at how bad the acting and writing in that movie is.
"Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."
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