I just got back from the St. Paul Winter Carnival Parade with my kids, and wanted to share my exciting news with you:
Tim Brewster (head coach of the Gophers who supposedly "turned down" the Cyclones job and who is possibly the biggest blowhard in the history of coaching) waved to me! *sarcastic swoon*
I was tempted to shout "Go Cyclones" or "You can recruit but can't coach!" at him, but was afraid I would be mobbed by an angry crowd.
