A lady in Iowa City calls 911. Hysterically, she
says, "Someone's just
broke into my house, and I think he's going to
rob me!" The police officer says,
"We're really busy at the moment. Just get the
guys jersey number and we'll
get back to you."
Q: What is the Hawkeye coaches biggest concern?
A: Does the NCAA count bail money as a
recruiting violation?
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Iowa City?
A: A huddle
Q: Four Hawk players in a car, who's driving?
A: The police
Q: Why can't most of the Hawk players get into a
huddle on the field?
A: It is a parole violation to associate with
known felons.
The Hawkeye team has adopted a new Honor System.
Yes, your Honor, No, your
Honor.
The Hawks had a 6-6 season last year. 6 Arrests,
6 convictions.
Q: How will the Hawks spend the first week of
Spring Training?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
