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[Phaedrus]

[sarcasm]Does he realize that we're "just Iowa State" and will never be any good anyways? So, why is he trying so hard?[/sarcasm]

Or, alternately,

[sarcasm]It's been three years already!!!! How come you haven't won at least TWO national championships in Basketball AND Football???[/sarcasm]

Just thought I'd "represent" both sides of the "wack-job Cyclone Fan" argument. But maybe not... I fully expect both sides to weigh in on this topic sooner or later....