Our firm is a mixture of Hawk and Clones. One of my partners is a season ticket holder of football tickets.
I stopped by the office Saturday afternoon to pick up something I forgot to bring home. As I unlocked the doors the post office lady walked up and handed me a huge stack of mail. I casually flipped through the stack and saw that his ticket request/info had arrived.
I then took the envelope and photocopied the envelope and wrote a ransom note. The note said that to get his ticket info he would have to slide $500 cash under my office door, but that I had nothing to do with it, then set the "Ransom Note" on his desk. His reply is below(funny) :
Dear Chicken azz-cyclone fan;
I've sent all my money into the "bail bondsman" so they can have a season-sorry I'm broke.
He also taped the federal code on identity theft/mail theft to the note and wrote the following:
You can send YOUR $2000(which is the penalty for mail theft/id theft) to the "Never recruit Detroit" Fund c/o Kirk Ferentz, Hawkeye Football, Iowa City Iowa.
Funny way to start the week, and good work out of him for having a sense of humor.
j
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