My dirty little secret: I've never been drunk on beer. I have a pretty fast metabolism, and even when I do get a decent buzz, I sober up real quick.
It's just too much work to get drunk on beer.
But I like beer. I remember when they first rolled out non-alcoholic beer in Iraq at the MWR tent - someone bought me one, and I saved it and drank it with my dinner. Words cannot say how disappointed I was with the experience.
But I do know that the waterless cleansers that come as a clear gel, smell EXACTLY like a Tom Collins....
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