Originally Posted by Phaedrus 
My dirty little secret: I've never been drunk on beer. I have a pretty fast metabolism, and even when I do get a decent buzz, I sober up real quick.
It's just too much work to get drunk on beer.
Ummm, do you have a nipple on your beer when you drink? Just curious just how many you can consume in 1 hour over say a 4 hour stretch and not get even the slightest buzz? I know people that will drink beer but they'll nurse their beer for a good 40 minutes or so before they ever finish it.
