+1 on Squirmin' Herman Quirmbach. I'll add two more: (1) Milton McGriff (of "September 29th Movement" fame). Nothing like having to read compositions about the Black Panthers, the IRA, etc., all the time. (2) A lady who commuted from LeMars. If it snowed anywhere between LeMars and Ames, you could almost always count on class being cancelled. What a waste of money.