Tom Witosky is working on a story right now that will be published in tomorrow's Register.
Illegal moderation? The Cyclones have gone Fanatic.
Tom things
CF does not conduct enough research on the backgrounds of their moderators - mainly the two recent additions. When searching his rectum for a lost item from a late night escapade, Witosky found some crap on these two - monkeybrow is really Nancy Clark in a very good disguise and ISUFan22 is a sheep-loving communist.
Witosky will go on to report
CF should be interviewing new moderators at least 23 times before promotion, while at the same time conducting vigorous background checks to include, but not restricted to: urine/blood/stool samples, searching their residence, speaking to co-workers, contacting long-lost relatives and interviewing pets.
As a result of these infractions by
CF, Witosky is petitioning the NCAA to punish the Cyclone athletic department to the fullest extent.
Forcing them to watch re-run episodes of
Full House during half-time of each home game.
Check your Des Moines Register for more on this tomorrow!
