A Husker fan, a Hawkeye fan and a Cyclone fan are all standing at urinals. The Hawkeye fan finishes and goes to wash his hands, washing thouroughly all the way up to his elbows and drying off with half of the paper towels. He looks at the other two guys and says "Hawkeye fans know how to be very thorough and clean."
The Husker fan finishes and goes to wash his hands, washing only his fingertips with a trickle of water, then drying them with a half of a paper towel. "Husker fans know how to not be so wasteful" he proclaims to the other two.
The Cyclone fan finishes and walks right for the door explaining "Cyclone fans know how to not **** on our hands."
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