Nebraska Jokes - Who's got 'em?

[clonestar12]

What do they call an attractive woman in Nebrasks?

A tourist.

[kgreeny]

This one was only good until 1993 --

Why did Tom Osborne pour his cereal on a plate?
He lost his bowls.

Now can be changed to a good ol' Bobby Stoops joke.

[bgprest]

A Texas fan and a Nebraska fan were driving along when all of a sudden the Texas fan slams on the brakes.

There was a sheep with her head stuck in the fence and the Texas fan said "We Texans never pass up an opportunity like this!" And he gets out and has his way with the sheep.

Then he says to the Nebraska fan, "Your turn"...

And the Nebraska fan bends over and sticks his head in the fence.

[cycopath25]

Breaking News!!!!
Nebraska Football Coach Bo Pelini will only dress 10 players for the ISU/NU game.
The rest can actually dress themselves!

[Melvin]

How do you get a Nebraska Grad off your porch?

==>Pay him for the Pizza.

[colbycheese]

Colorado and Nebraska have decided to merge into one state. Nebraskans gain the mountains, and Colorado gets a football team.

[Cyballz]

what's the difference between a bucket of **** and a husker.......the bucket

[CyOps]

A Husker fan, a Hawkeye fan and a Cyclone fan are all standing at urinals. The Hawkeye fan finishes and goes to wash his hands, washing thouroughly all the way up to his elbows and drying off with half of the paper towels. He looks at the other two guys and says "Hawkeye fans know how to be very thorough and clean."

The Husker fan finishes and goes to wash his hands, washing only his fingertips with a trickle of water, then drying them with a half of a paper towel. "Husker fans know how to not be so wasteful" he proclaims to the other two.

The Cyclone fan finishes and walks right for the door explaining "Cyclone fans know how to not **** on our hands."