Big 12's eHarmony profiles

**twistedredbird** · 02-17-2011, 01:18 PM

Funny, but don't read the ISU one if you can't laugh at yourself. Contains some profanity.

Adventures of the Big 12: eHarmony Profiles - Bring On The Cats

**Farnsworth** · 02-17-2011, 01:27 PM

Haha those are halarious, thanks for the link.

**CyCrazy** · 02-17-2011, 01:27 PM

Those were outstanding.

**cyclonedave25** · 02-17-2011, 01:28 PM

Personality Type: none.

**ca4cy** · 02-17-2011, 01:29 PM

Very good stuff. The aTm one cracked me up.

**Frak** · 02-17-2011, 01:33 PM

That was actually halfway funny. But look out, now that FB season is over, it's the start of the season of bagging on the have-nots. Every crappy reporter out there looking for a subject loves to throw out his own "worst-of" list and I'm sure that ISU is going to be the butt of a ton of them this summer.

**CarolinaCy** · 02-17-2011, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by Frak

That was actually halfway funny. But look out, now that FB season is over, it's the start of the season of bagging on the have-nots. Every crappy reporter out there looking for a subject loves to throw out his own "worst-of" list and I'm sure that ISU is going to be the butt of a ton of them this summer.

Actually, this one came out last March, but it's been pretty accurate for about 5 years now.

**CycloneJames** · 02-17-2011, 01:55 PM

Originally Posted by ca4cy

Very good stuff. The aTm one cracked me up.

Really? That was the only one I didn't think was all that good. The ISU one is great. You've got to be able to laugh at yourself sometimes.

**Cyclonepride** · 02-17-2011, 02:05 PM

Well, that was rude.

**Al_4_State** · 02-17-2011, 02:09 PM

If ISU fans wrote it, the ISU and KSU profiles would be flip flopped.

We're basically the same school, but we aren't going to be as hard on ourselves as we would on the other.

**Doc** · 02-17-2011, 02:14 PM

For a moment I thought ISU's picture was of the McPoyle from It's Always Sunny that actually attended ISU. That would have been impressive.

**FarminCy** · 02-17-2011, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by Al_4_State

If ISU fans wrote it, the ISU and KSU profiles would be flip flopped.

We're basically the same school, but we aren't going to be as hard on ourselves as we would on the other.

That was my exact thought.

KSU is the only school in the big 12 that has never won a national title in anything ever. Didn't know that until two friends that are Okie St and KSU grads were jawing back and forth and the OKie St grad threw that out there and KSU buddy replies with "saddly it's true".

I did however think it was pretty damn funny though.

**VTXCyRyD** · 02-17-2011, 02:24 PM

I've never read or watched Twighlight!

**SNEDDS3** · 02-17-2011, 02:27 PM

This one still kills me!

Adventures of the Big 12: Twelve Angry Men - Bring On The Cats

**CarolinaCy** · 02-17-2011, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by SNEDDS3

This one still kills me!

Adventures of the Big 12: Twelve Angry Men - Bring On The Cats

Some great NU shots there:

Nebraska: Look, I want to be with other people who think time stopped after the late 90's. Do you know how much being me sucks right now? I haven't won a conference championship in ELEVEN years. Hell, even Kansas State over there has won a conference title since I have.

Nebraska: And my basketball program is an embarrassment. In the Big Ten, Sadler ball will be considered 'up tempo', and my waning baseball program will be one of the southern most schools, so I'll have a leg up there.

Nebraska: You're sad? The only reason I'm not sad is because my entire state has been on Prozac since Tom Osborne retired. Do you really think we like Pelini? The guy wears sweatshirts on the sideline. SWEATSHIRTS. The guys in the navy blue polo shirts at Wal-Mart that greet me when I walk in look and act more professional than he does.