I call first ride on the train
"I want you to take this flower and stick it up..."
"What's that Aggie? You'll have nothing and like it!"
I tell ya boys, we coulda owned the PAC 10 just as easy as we do the Big XII.
"I'm Eric Stratton, rush chairman, damn glad to meet ya."
Do you guys know the rose trick? I roll 10 Benjamins in a rose and hand it to recruit's moms.
Hey Mack, check it out. Not only does this rose smell great it turns you Asian as well.