Comparing Inanimate Objects to Big XII Teams

[TXCyclones]

I sent a young man who is a Texas Tech grad who works for me into a job site to review an issue reported by the GC. I asked him to go buy a 4' level, and lay it across the unit and take a picture so that I could review the deflection. He called me back a little later and said that "This must be an Iowa State level. Its just no good!" Which started a fun little game...

Texas Tech Level - About half as smart as the rest of the Big 12 levels?
Texas Level - Big and shiny, but nobody really likes it.
Oklahoma Level - Shows the same exact thing as the Texas Level
Oklahoma State Level - Will only work if the OU level is used.
A&M Level - Will only work if the UT level is NOT around?
Missouri Level - Constantly leaning away.
Kansas Level - Only works really good November through March.
Kansas State Level - Always forgotten.
Baylor - The little level that nobody wants.

TCU - The Shiny New Level
Colorado Level - Leans far to the left?

Edit or add as you see fit.

[TXCyclones]

Missouri - the bubble is split toward both sides

[aauummm]

Missouri - the bubble is split toward both sides

Good one!

[clonefanpaul]

Baylor - Bubble only recently discovered.