So that's why Ames is so windy? Columbia sucks and Minneapolis blows?
Chuck Lidell: I paint my toenails with pink and black polish. Problem is, I get more paint on my toes and on the carpet than on my nails. Any advice? Maria Sharapova: Don't you beat up other guys for a living? I don't know how to answer this.
Officer: "I want you to say the alphabet starting with the letter E and ending at the letter R."
Pinks: "E, F, G, H, R...."
Pinks: "Did I pass that test?"
Officer: "Well, there's more letters between H and R.."
Pinks: "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, R..."
Hey, he said he has a Master's degree! He's obviously super smart.
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