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07-04-2008, 09:55 AM
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Credits: 450,956 | ISU Football = Jessica Simpson | |
A funny write up assigning a girl to every Big 12 football program. I'm not a big fan of Jessica Simpson, but she's definitely better than some of the rest. The College Football Guys: Our Favorite Women and The Big 12
I could have done without the Iowa jokes and Cy thing, but its funny.
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07-04-2008, 10:01 AM
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#2 | | Rookie
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Not bad...
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Go Cyclones!!
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07-04-2008, 10:19 AM
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#3 | | Rookie
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Iowa Football = Britney Spears. Once everyone's sweetheart has now gone crazy. They got mixed up with thugs (see: Douglas, Bowman, etc.) or wannabe thugs (see: K Fed). They'll both have a hard time erasing those mistakes.
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"When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey." - Randy Moss
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07-04-2008, 10:34 AM
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#4 | | Hall-Of-Famer
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I.O.W.A. gets old...
Was funny though
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Oh we will fight, fight, fight for Iowa State, and may her colors ever fly! Innocents (Detective) - Winners of Mafia Game XIII Innocent and back the usual curse Game XIV  | |
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07-04-2008, 11:04 AM
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#5 | | All-Star
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Funny. Slammed most of the schools, but I have the feeling the writer was from the state of Texas...
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07-04-2008, 11:16 AM
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#6 | | All-Star
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one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you...
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07-04-2008, 11:16 AM
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#7 | | Starter
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Denver, CO
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Originally Posted by trevn  Iowa Football = Britney Spears. Once everyone's sweetheart has now gone crazy. They got mixed up with thugs (see: Douglas, Bowman, etc.) or wannabe thugs (see: K Fed). They'll both have a hard time erasing those mistakes. LOL - spot on.
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"We are first and foremost an educational institution that values integritity, honesty and treating others with fairness and respect".
-ISU President Gregory Geoffroy; circa May 2003. | |
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07-04-2008, 11:17 AM
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These are pretty good!
Oklahoma State - Anna Nichole Smith. Married to famous oil billionaire. Famous outbursts, one in reality and one on reality TV. One hopes their future plays out a little differently. |
"We are first and foremost an educational institution that values integritity, honesty and treating others with fairness and respect".
-ISU President Gregory Geoffroy; circa May 2003. | |
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07-04-2008, 11:52 AM
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#9 | | All-Star
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Personally, I liked the Anna K. one; that is completely true.
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3 Chris
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07-04-2008, 11:55 AM
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Nebraska - Cindy Crawford. At one time the "super" standard by which others followed, however with time became old and outdated as others "passed" on by. Distinctive features that cannot be removed - a mole and Tom Osbourne. This made me laugh.
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07-04-2008, 02:41 PM
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#11 | | Hall-Of-Famer
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I liked KU's. So true.
And yet, still so jealous.  |
Deep within the heart of Iowa, a storm is brewing...
... the winds of change ripple throughout the vast fields of corn surrounding the small college town of Ames.
The Gene Chizik era of football continues, and, with it, a renewed attitude of pride, determination, and success.
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07-06-2008, 08:03 PM
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 Mangino do NOT spend a night in Paris.
Could be the best line on there!
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07-08-2008, 09:23 AM
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The column was good. He never should have gone with the Lame Indiots out wondering around joke. Maybe 20 years ago that joke was funny. Now it's old.
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