Big 12 teams and chips?

This coming from a Mizzou site, I still find it fairly entertaining.

Mizzourah: 2008 Big XII Teams As Potato Chips

You can tell this author knows a lot about Iowa State.

/sarcasm

They were all pretty good except ours...

The end of the OK one was like wow... where did that come from? :eek:

I don't know whether to say that this guy is funny or is a ******.

In any case - it's clear the guy's an absolute homer - if so he would have felt free to give Mizzou some ripping that they deserve. Here's how I would have written Missouri's:

Missouri = Baked Lays. While a tasty choice and healthier than Ruffles, bottom line they're only eaten by people that for whatever reason can't eat Ruffles and, given the choice, would rather be eating Ruffles. Plus they're today's latest fad - you can find them on the shelves at any convenience store. However, give it two years, people will be asking "whatever happened to those Baked Lays that I was eating in place of Ruffles?"

Not funny.

I have to say the fact that most every school gives you the ****'s got a bit old... liked the Nebraska one though

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Originally Posted by jdoggivjc

I don't know whether to say that this guy is funny or is a ******.

In any case - it's clear the guy's an absolute homer - if so he would have felt free to give Mizzou some ripping that they deserve. Here's how I would have written Missouri's:

Missouri = Baked Lays. While a tasty choice and healthier than Ruffles, bottom line they're only eaten by people that for whatever reason can't eat Ruffles and, given the choice, would rather be eating Ruffles. Plus they're today's latest fad - you can find them on the shelves at any convenience store. However, give it two years, people will be asking "whatever happened to those Baked Lays that I was eating in place of Ruffles?"

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I think it is a good combination of both, 25% of the former and 75% on the DB part.

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Originally Posted by benjay

Not funny.

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Yeah, I'm with you...