I ate a baby!
"You people poking fun at my weight are lame. Especially when I've been beating you!"
Get in my belly!
Weight jokes are kinda lame. Some people can't handle things like that. But....................................
He seriously needs to pick out something better to wear. He has a bad case of man boobs going on with that sweater vest he wears.
Where is my coach of the year trophy?!?
MAA....MAA...COME ON MAA!!!
"They Got a 20 Point Lead ?#?@"
"Why are my arms so disproportionately small compared to the rest of my body!?!?!? Someone get me God on the horn!!"
(concession people throwing away food)
"I wonder if I can let one out and scream at the same time so no one would know"