In response to accusations that he has been too tough on the team and poking several players in the chest while yelling at them head coach Mangino has stated that practices will no longer be held in full pads, instead the team will be practicing in bras and panties. No word on weather or not "throwback" bras and panties will be worn for the MU game.
Mangino has decided to share his pizzas with the team after the next game as a concilitory team building exercise. Word has it will be the Team vs. Manginator in an eating contest. Loser pays the pizza pie bill.
Looking forward to CFH magic for the next bball season, Georges style.
When asked what his plans are if he is dismissed, Mangino indicated he would join Phil Fulmer in realizing their life-long dream of establishing the USPSL - United States Professional Sumo League.
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