College kids: In need of a futon?

**ChrisMWilliams** · 05-03-2012, 10:11 AM

Fanatics -

I'm attempting to sell this futon. It's currently located in Ames. My sister-in-law used it in her dorm last year. I bought this thing back when I was in school for like 600 bucks. The frame is rock solid. Looking to get $100 for it or best offer. I'll even help you move it if you need some assistance. Please PM me if you're interested.

**Bret44** · 05-03-2012, 10:13 AM

Originally Posted by ChrisMWilliams

Fanatics -

I'm attempting to sell this futon. It's currently located in Ames. My sister-in-law used it in her dorm last year. I bought this thing back when I was in school for like 600 bucks. The frame is rock solid. Looking to get $100 for it or best offer. I'll even help you move it if you need some assistance. Please PM me if you're interested.

Is it sanitary? If ya know what I mean?

**Hawkeye11en1** · 05-03-2012, 10:14 AM

A futon that CW himself has sat and slept on??!??!

CW, you shouldn't have put a price on that, we are likely to have a bidding war up in here.

**CycloneErik** · 05-03-2012, 10:15 AM

MY eyes are stronger just for seeing this thing. The lenses fell from my glasses and I don't even need them anymore. I'm cured!

**ChrisMWilliams** · 05-03-2012, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by Hawkeye11en1

A futon that CW himself has sat and slept on??!??!

CW, you shouldn't have put a price on that, we are likely to have a bidding war up in here.

Ha. This was my own personal bed from the year's 2004-2010. Not kidding. New mattress as of last fall though.

**Cybeliever** · 05-03-2012, 10:24 AM

Is the old mattress being sold separate that would be a fanatic's holy grail!

**CtownCyclone** · 05-03-2012, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by Bret44

Is it sanitary? If ya know what I mean?

Not going to say what we referred to my futon as...if ya know what I mean.

**MNCyGuy** · 05-03-2012, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by Cybeliever

Is the old mattress being sold separate that would be a fanatic's holy grail!

I have never seen a thread take a creepy turn this fast.

**3TrueFans** · 05-03-2012, 10:27 AM

Originally Posted by CtownCyclone

Not going to say what we referred to my futon as...if ya know what I mean.

Don't say a davenport, I hate that.

**Cyclonepride** · 05-03-2012, 10:30 AM

Ah, but is it a Chris Williams autographed futon?

**CylentButDeadly** · 05-03-2012, 10:31 AM

If it hasn't been peed on by a drunk buddy, you can't call it a futon.

Just saying, those are the rules.

**CtownCyclone** · 05-03-2012, 10:36 AM

Originally Posted by 3TrueFans

Don't say a davenport, I hate that.

No, but fun fact, that's what my grandmother still refers to the couch as. Always confused me, because she used to live in DeWitt, and Davenport was a half hour drive away. Why would I want to go to Davenport to watch TV???

**3TrueFans** · 05-03-2012, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by CtownCyclone

No, but fun fact, that's what my grandmother still refers to the couch as. Always confused me, because she used to live in DeWitt, and Davenport was a half hour drive away. Why would I want to go to Davenport to watch TV???

Mine as well.

**bos** · 05-03-2012, 10:38 AM

Originally Posted by Bret44

Is it sanitary? If ya know what I mean?

Hes married dude.

**optimuslott** · 05-03-2012, 10:38 AM

A) The photo of the SUV in the background with the futon on a trailer definitely shows off this well structured multi-faceted transformable bed/couch. Well Played Sir.

B) I think the number of blog entries, eff bombs while watching ISU sports, and episodes of Bachelor/Bachelorette watched on this Beast could only increase it's value.

C) This futon may be the Royce White of futons. The smooth wood frame elicits Royce's passing ability while the red mattress cover clearly states I am a beast down low.