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02-12-2008, 10:00 AM
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#16 | | Addict
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Sioux City, IA
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Credits: 2,428 | Originally Posted by arganbright2 Since he had just gone over his limit, he looks around at everybody with his head bobbing and proceeds to take a huge swig out of that glass. His girlfriend didn't kiss him for a month and he never hears the end of it. "And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
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Watching him do that would make me ill to know end.
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02-12-2008, 10:07 AM
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#17 | | Addict
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Des Moines, IA
Posts: 6,326
Credits: 647,997 Year: 2002 Degree: BS Psychology NFL: Bears NBA: Celtics MLB: Nationals |
Went to Dean's List not long after practice (not sure if I even showered). Had 25? shots and then decided it would be cool to try and chug a pitcher, pounded it, set the pitcher down then filled it with puke... Passed out in a soccer players room and pretty much the entire soccer team wrote all over me. Had to wake up early to run the hitting league for little kids, wearing long sleaves and long pants to cover all the writing and my face bright red from scrubbing sharpie off my face. Good times...
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02-12-2008, 10:24 AM
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#18 | | All-Star
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ames, Iowa
Posts: 1,937
Credits: 21,598 |
Mine is original. I was working in Coshocton, Ohio doing Geopiers for a huge ethanol plant, and we decided to go out after work the night before my birthday. We went to some bar who didn't ID so I got wasted there, and we went to a pretty big bar with pool tables and dance floor, and they wouldn't let me in because I wasn't 21 yet. However, at about 11:30 they decided to let me in to this bar. We were sitting there drinking away, filling our 3 foot circular table with beer bottles, when this 6' 8" black dude walked in dressed like a girl. I was thinking that is one huge ..... about 5 minutes later I looked over and the pitcher was gone and I knew for sure it wasn't a lady but a transvestite. I remember looking at my phone at 11:58 pm when this tranny got in a fight with a local hick. This tranny picked up this dude and body slammed him onto our table full of beer bottles. This went on for prolly 5 minutes before someone broke it up, when the tranny got up some lady in her 30's got in his faced and yelled some profanity at him/her and he knocked her to the ground in one punch to the face, and she proceeded to get up right after and give him a blow to the face, and they kicked all three of them out of hte bar and the hick left a trail of blood all the way out of the door. When they got up from fighting the Tranny's wig was laying in the middle of the crushed beer bottles full of blood.
Funny story, and very crazy times! I then proceeded to dance all night with a pitcher on the dance floor spilling it all over me and the dance floor til 3 am.
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02-12-2008, 09:53 PM
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#19 | | Prospect
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 55
Credits: 574,061 | Originally Posted by scottie33 Mine is original. I was working in Coshocton, Ohio doing Geopiers for a huge ethanol plant, and we decided to go out after work the night before my birthday. We went to some bar who didn't ID so I got wasted there, and we went to a pretty big bar with pool tables and dance floor, and they wouldn't let me in because I wasn't 21 yet. However, at about 11:30 they decided to let me in to this bar. We were sitting there drinking away, filling our 3 foot circular table with beer bottles, when this 6' 8" black dude walked in dressed like a girl. I was thinking that is one huge ..... about 5 minutes later I looked over and the pitcher was gone and I knew for sure it wasn't a lady but a transvestite. I remember looking at my phone at 11:58 pm when this tranny got in a fight with a local hick. This tranny picked up this dude and body slammed him onto our table full of beer bottles. This went on for prolly 5 minutes before someone broke it up, when the tranny got up some lady in her 30's got in his faced and yelled some profanity at him/her and he knocked her to the ground in one punch to the face, and she proceeded to get up right after and give him a blow to the face, and they kicked all three of them out of hte bar and the hick left a trail of blood all the way out of the door. When they got up from fighting the Tranny's wig was laying in the middle of the crushed beer bottles full of blood.
Funny story, and very crazy times! I then proceeded to dance all night with a pitcher on the dance floor spilling it all over me and the dance floor til 3 am. Did Jerry end up getting you back to the hotel? How was work the next morning?!?
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02-12-2008, 09:56 PM
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#20 | | Legend
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Omaha
Posts: 14,240
Credits: 2,323,533 Degree: MSCE NFL: Patriots NBA: Warriors MLB: Devil Rays |
This might have happened because you did so many raw things: | EIU is the other Okoboji University for serious students and home of Captain Kirk who pilots the Enterprise on its Trek through the Universe for finding his next great job. Captain, beware of your Superbowl. |
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02-12-2008, 10:10 PM
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#21 | | All-Star
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ames, Iowa
Posts: 1,937
Credits: 21,598 | Originally Posted by justincl Did Jerry end up getting you back to the hotel? How was work the next morning?!? Haha we got back to the hotel via taxi, however the next day of work was the longest day of my life!!! Some of the stories you come across on the road for work eh?
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02-12-2008, 10:14 PM
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#22 | | All-Star
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Ames, IA
Posts: 1,039
Credits: 3,807,619 NFL: Colts MLB: Reds |
I watched knocked up... good movie.
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02-12-2008, 10:18 PM
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#23 | | Pro
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: St. Joseph, MO
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Credits: 62,913 NFL: Chiefs MLB: Royals | Originally Posted by isucyfan My birthday was always during Finals Week. Talk about a bummer. I did steal away to the bar on my 21st, but it's just not the same when you have those pesky academics on your mind. I am 20 and my birthday is during finals week this spring. LUCKILY I am on an internship now and won't have any problems getting drunk on a Tuesday night... I'll just tell me boss I might not show up until noon... | Chizik: "One thing that I’d encourage our fans… I want them to be the loudest stadium in the Big 12. I don’t care… I want Jack Trice stadium to be the loudest in the Big 12 and I think that creates homefield advantage.... I want to stress to everyone…I want this place to be juiced up. They bought 36,000 season tickets so there is a passion there…don’t hide it… let it out. I want there to be a passion in the stadium."
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02-12-2008, 10:22 PM
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#24 | | Starter
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ames
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my 21st is the monday of dead week this semester.. luckily I only have one class on tuesday and I can skip it | | |
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02-12-2008, 10:29 PM
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#25 | | All-Star
Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Ames, Iowa
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Credits: 21,598 | Originally Posted by Dormeezy my 21st is the monday of dead week this semester.. luckily I only have one class on tuesday and I can skip it  Napoleon Dynamite Voice ....LUCKY!!!
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02-12-2008, 10:54 PM
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#26 | | Recruit
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Not there yet
A junior in college and can't even drink until September when I'm a senior
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02-12-2008, 10:58 PM
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#27 | | All-Star
Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Ames
Posts: 1,148
Credits: 5,662 Degree: Agronomy |
I puked in a booth at outlaws and then got thrown out by a bouncer. I took crap about it for a month and still hear about it every now and then. Good times.
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02-13-2008, 01:46 AM
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#28 | | Hall-Of-Famer
Join Date: Jan 2008
Posts: 3,730
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I went out with my best friend and had pizza. He'd been telling me about this cute girl he'd met for weeks, and had been asking me advice on how to approach her, and I was giving him advice, as I was more "experienced".
Of course, he asked her along and introduced us. She and I will have been married for 20 years this April. He and I are no longer best friends.
21st Birthday - Meet future wife, lose best friend. All in all, it was an "eventful" day.
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02-13-2008, 01:50 AM
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#29 | | Walk On
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02-13-2008, 02:00 AM
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#30 | | All-Star
Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Ames
Posts: 1,207
Credits: 1,285,005 NFL: Vikings MLB: Cardinals |
I was in Iraq, dry country so I had to wait for a lay over In Germany. Started out great with CO getting trashed and doing the seatbelt thing for the stewardesses. Things turned ugly after sometime at altitude. | | |
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