21st Birthdays

jj-cyclones · 02-13-2008, 02:00 AM

Originally Posted by wartknight

An earlier post from Oskyclone got me thinking about my 21st birthday which now seems so long ago. Anyone got any PG stories from their XXI?
My wife (fiancee at the time) and I went to a wedding of a couple that were both friends of ours and they very much surprised us by having a dry wedding. Didn't get out of the reception until after midnight and I had to be on the road early in the morning. Ended up not having a drop on my 21st, made up for it the following week though.

Your story makes me sad. I never wanna be at a wedding sober...(maybe my own [for a while]) Everyone needs to throw up a little blood like me...you know nothing out of the ordinary...

Here is a good story...

We had a party for one of my roommates and when we got back from the bar he was running around the house throwing up black stuff all over himself and his girlfriend strips him naked and he then puts his hands in the air yelling to everyone how he is a bearcat and scratching the air....sorry it wasn't to PG but still pretty harmless...

sodakjoe · 02-13-2008, 02:13 AM

I spent my 21st at a Band Party, schnockered out of my mind after drinking a gallon of the special sousaphone mix

, got my picture taken standing on the trunk of a friend's car, apparently shouting at someone, passed out at my friend's apartment, woke up resting on a girl's (absolutely amazing) chest, and attended 9am band practice the next day wearing the same clothes. Oh, good times.

superfan · 02-13-2008, 02:21 AM

Originally Posted by oskyclone

its mu birthfay and i is 2aasted hope eveuryuone else ihayving a great one
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And there it is. Osky had a better 21st than I did, he had older people (myself included) take him around. When I turned 21, it was just me and Flag Guy (who happens to share a birthday with me but is stuck in O'Hare right about now), and most of the people we knew were underage or didn't drink.

To give you a reminder if and when you wake up...

Dinner:

Fat Tire
3X shots Crown/Apple Pucker

Before I returned:

3 Wise Men
4X Miller Light
Cement Mixer
(there was more, I don't remember what they fed you)

After I arrived:

Welch Ave:
Pi$$ed-off Japanese Minnow Farmer
Social Lubricant
Kamikaze

Chasers:
Sambuca
Irish Car Bomb

Es Tas:
Oatmeal Cookie

Capone's:
Apple Jack
Mich Golden Lt.

Good morning!

Wesley · 02-13-2008, 06:30 AM

Looks like he will be ready for the game.

YouTube - AC/DC Highway to hell

Flag Guy · 02-13-2008, 11:39 AM

Originally Posted by superfan

And there it is. Osky had a better 21st than I did, he had older people (myself included) take him around. When I turned 21, it was just me and Flag Guy (who happens to share a birthday with me but is stuck in O'Hare right about now), and most of the people we knew were underage or didn't drink.

Good morning!

I ******* HATE O'HARE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by oskyclone

and now i have risen cleaning whatever i ate last night off my walls and bed...smells great

So is being 21 all that it's cracked up to be yet?

Originally Posted by oskyclone

Good morning!

not a whole lot good about it[/quote]

Sure there is, the sun is shining, it's 10 degrees below 0 right now, and you're hung over as all get out cleaning up the results of last night. How could it get any better than that?

(Moderation is not over rated my friend, glad you had a "good" 21st though. Sure as hell had to beat my night in Chicago)

Flag Guy · 02-13-2008, 11:39 AM

Whoa..... new "'s

Phaedrus · 02-13-2008, 11:47 AM

Originally Posted by sodakjoe

I spent my 21st at a Band Party, schnockered out of my mind after drinking a gallon of the special sousaphone mix, got my picture taken standing on the trunk of a friend's car, apparently shouting at someone, passed out at my friend's apartment, woke up resting on a girl's (absolutely amazing) chest, and attended 9am band practice the next day wearing the same clothes. Oh, good times.

I challenge you to show me a girl's chest that ISN'T "absolutely amazing". I've always been kind of intimidated how "amazing" they all are, and why they always affect me so profoundly.

4VR4CY · 02-13-2008, 11:54 AM

I went out at 12:01am. Went to Cys, Dean's List, Paddy's, Sips, Welch. Had a "Buy me a Shot or Give me a Kiss" t-shirt (Still have it). 14 shots (I weighed 135 and was 5'11") and 5 drinks. Got more kisses than room to sign on the shirt (oh, and 2 from Ames PD).

Puked and rallied at Sips. Fell down on my sorority lawn and 2 girls had to get the guy across the street to carry me upstairs. Woke up the next morning (afternoon) to the housekeeper vacuuming the hallway. Kindly asked her to stop, threw up and she went and got me water and some crackers. Was supposed to go out with my best friend for dinner to celebrate. Couldn't eat and didn't drink. I think I ended up eating some bread and drank some more water.

Only one time worse - Screwdriver Breakfast at a Frat.... started at 6 am, went to one class at 10 wasted, went back for more. Bad bad sickness when I woke up at 8:30 that night.

TxCycloneFan · 02-13-2008, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by isucyfan

My birthday was always during Finals Week. Talk about a bummer. I did steal away to the bar on my 21st, but it's just not the same when you have those pesky academics on your mind.

that's the difference between you and I friend, I NEVER let academics get in the way of a good time.

That may be why I never graduated...

wartknight · 02-13-2008, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by 4VR4CY

I went out at 12:01am. Went to Cys, Dean's List, Paddy's, Sips, Welch. Had a "Buy me a Shot or Give me a Kiss" t-shirt (Still have it). 14 shots (I weighed 135 and was 5'11") and 5 drinks. Got more kisses than room to sign on the shirt (oh, and 2 from Ames PD).

Puked and rallied at Sips. Fell down on my sorority lawn and 2 girls had to get the guy across the street to carry me upstairs. Woke up the next morning (afternoon) to the housekeeper vacuuming the hallway. Kindly asked her to stop, threw up and she went and got me water and some crackers. Was supposed to go out with my best friend for dinner to celebrate. Couldn't eat and didn't drink. I think I ended up eating some bread and drank some more water.

Only one time worse - Screwdriver Breakfast at a Frat.... started at 6 am, went to one class at 10 wasted, went back for more. Bad bad sickness when I woke up at 8:30 that night.

Was that "guy across the street" ripvdub?

Flag Guy · 02-13-2008, 12:09 PM

Originally Posted by isucyfan

My birthday was always during Finals Week. Talk about a bummer. I did steal away to the bar on my 21st, but it's just not the same when you have those pesky academics on your mind.

My Birthday wasn't on finals week in college (was in High School), but it was right before Thanksgiving break so everyone always had exams and papers to do then they left for home so no one was ever around to go out on my birthday except Superfan (with whom I share a birthday... creepy isn't it?)

4VR4CY · 02-13-2008, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by wartknight

Was that "guy across the street" ripvdub?

Nope. We didn't start dating until I was 22. It was a guy who lived in a big yellow house across the street. I was good friends with them. In fact, Ripvdub and I lived with 1 of them for a summer in that yellow house. Very convenient moving for us. I lived across the street. He lived in a house right behind it.

I would love to buy that house, restore it and live there. Maybe some day.

sodakjoe · 02-14-2008, 01:32 AM

Originally Posted by Phaedrus

I challenge you to show me a girl's chest that ISN'T "absolutely amazing". I've always been kind of intimidated how "amazing" they all are, and why they always affect me so profoundly.

Well, see, the thing is: I'm not a chest guy. I'm a man who likes the back end more than the top side. For me to give sincere compliments to a girl's chest is not something that happens all that often. I usually prefer a girl who is smaller in that particular region, but since I was effectively using them as pillows, they certainly served that purpose quite effectively.

Phaedrus · 02-14-2008, 01:52 AM

Frankly, I don't admit to being an "anything" man. Personally, I like just about everything about females, which is good, since my wife is one.

There are times when I'm just fascinated that they exist, and are so profoundly different than "us men".

Bless them.

cyclone14 · 03-10-2008, 06:46 PM

been wishing I was 21 for 18+ years now....