21st Birthday

[Clone96]

Don't remember much. I remember going to the old People's (that was the place to go when I was going to ISU), then I remember eating at the Subway on Welch about 1:30 a.m.

My advice:

- Get the phone number for the cab company and put in your cell phone. Unless one of your friends is volunteering to drive, it just makes it easier for you & you won't get busted.

- When ordering drinks, keep it simple. Unless you have a specific drink in mind (and know what's in it), just order a shot of Jack, Captain & Coke etc.

- Try to eat something during the night. I find it's best after your done drinking. Some people say eating something greasy helps, but it doesn't work for me.

- As said earlier, drink as much water as you can before you go to bed. One other thing I've tried is drink a can of tomato juice before you go to bed. A lot of people swear by this and I've found does help me sometimes. The theory is that the lycopene in the tomatoes helps oxidize the alcohol faster. Again, this is just anecdotal, but give it a try.

[balken]

Rent a donkey and a midget, each wearing a tutu, and a dominatrix. Consume large quantities of alcohol. Give cameras to your friends (and the midget.) The next morning, bask in the glory of what you have done.

[Clone5]

Rent a donkey and a midget, each wearing a tutu, and a dominatrix. Consume large quantities of alcohol. Give cameras to your friends (and the midget.) The next morning, bask in the glory of what you have done.

Still waiting on the midget.

[CyTom]

Go to Welch Ave and get a Prairie Fire

[balken]

Still waiting on the midget.

Trust me. It is worth the wait.

BTW, do you have any astroglide handy?

[Clone5]

Trust me. It is worth the wait.

BTW, do you have any astroglide handy?

I keep losing it.

[balken]

I keep losing it.

Okay, here is what you do. Call the midget, have him pick up some astroglide on his way. Also, have one of your friends go out and get some molasses for use later with the donkey. This will come in handy if the midget doesn't show up.

[CycloneRulzzz]

Enjoy this birthday and savor these years. My birthday is in a month and will be my last birthday as a 20 something.

[bugs4cy]

Turned 21 on a Monday - and had a test the next day.

Rented the top bar of 'That Place' (yes, I am aware that I'm dating myself here) on Saturday night. Received a giant rubber fly as a gift - named it Ted - tied it to my head and it stayed there most of the night.

My oder brother and wife came to town (he's 16 years older) and partied with us. Ended up at an after-hours party. Had enormous amounts of fun the whole night.

The next weekend went home for the cake-n-ice-cream event with the fam. While blowing out the candles, long hair falls down, catches fire while my family is singing 'Happy Birthday' to me. I am unaware of the flames. Older bother lunges, pounds on my head. I drop the F-bomb and swing back at him ... then I'm informed that my hair was on fire. Now, one side is 3 inches shorter than the other.

So, lived through the barrage of free shots and drinks at the party, but nearly died when I went home to have cake with my family. Ah yes, good times.

[kkjpeterson]

Give your life to ****** on your 21st birthday. Your never forget it and never regret it. He longs to be in your life. You know one day your stand before God almighty and have to give an account for your life. The bible says your either end up in hell or heaven. Which one will it be?

[IcSyU]

Give your life to ****** on your 21st birthday. Your never forget it and never regret it. He longs to be in your life. You know one day your stand before God almighty and have to give an account for your life. The bible says your either end up in hell or heaven. Which one will it be?

Holy freaking ****. Of all the turns I thought this could take.

[alarson]

Give your life to ****** on your 21st birthday. Your never forget it and never regret it. He longs to be in your life. You know one day your stand before God almighty and have to give an account for your life. The bible says your either end up in hell or heaven. Which one will it be?

But this is sacrimental wine! It's only used to bless things. Wait a minute! There's things here! There's rocks, there's trees, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on, we'll bless them all until we get vashnigyered

[nickwc]

Don't remember much. I remember going to the old People's (that was the place to go when I was going to ISU), then I remember eating at the Subway on Welch about 1:30 a.m.

My advice:

- Get the phone number for the cab company and put in your cell phone. Unless one of your friends is volunteering to drive, it just makes it easier for you & you won't get busted.

- When ordering drinks, keep it simple. Unless you have a specific drink in mind (and know what's in it), just order a shot of Jack, Captain & Coke etc.

- Try to eat something during the night. I find it's best after your done drinking. Some people say eating something greasy helps, but it doesn't work for me.

- As said earlier, drink as much water as you can before you go to bed. One other thing I've tried is drink a can of tomato juice before you go to bed. A lot of people swear by this and I've found does help me sometimes. The theory is that the lycopene in the tomatoes helps oxidize the alcohol faster. Again, this is just anecdotal, but give it a try.

this does not sound good seeings how i am pretty sure i would have thrown up the next morning no matter what i did, of course avoiding all other substances

[Cyclone62]

Okay, here is what you do. Call the midget, have him pick up some astroglide on his way. Also, have one of your friends go out and get some molasses for use later with the donkey. This will come in handy if the midget doesn't show up.

I'm not sure I want to know what it is that you have in mind.

[swammi]

So in about 4 and a half hours I turn 21!! Should be a good couple of nights. Feel free to post 21st birthday stories and any suggestions you may have.

I have furniture and some articles of clothing that are older than that.