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07-06-2007, 11:23 AM
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#1 | | CF Golf and Poker Chump
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northwest Iowa
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Credits: 5,234,688 Degree: Ag Business NFL: Vikings MLB: Cubs |
How about I am an authorized professional as a pick up line.  Company Advertises Unpaid Job as Condom Tester
Friday, July 06, 2007  MELBOURNE, Australia — A major condom brand said Friday it expected thousands of applicants for a new unpaid job on offer — condom tester.
Durex said 200 adult Australians — men and women — are wanted to test a range of its condoms.
While the successful applicants will not be paid, each will receive a pack of Durex sex products, a chance to win 1,000 Australian dollars ($857 U.S.), plus professional prestige, the company said in a statement. "Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorized professional?" Durex marketing manager Sam White asked.
"Durex is expecting thousands of applicants," the statement said.
Hopefuls must explain in their applications why they would make "expert" condom testers.
How they test the condoms is not specified, but testers must provide honest feedback about how they find the products.
No deadline is set for evaluating a range of four condoms and other sex products. Keep it clean please.
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07-06-2007, 11:29 AM
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#2 | | Speechless
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Grimes, IA
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Originally Posted by chadm  Keep it clean please. There just isn't a way to do that.
So I'm going to say...
I can't wait until August 30th!
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07-06-2007, 11:32 AM
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#3 | | Pro
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Houston, TX
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*think of something to type that won't get me banned......... nope can't think of anything LOL*
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07-06-2007, 11:32 AM
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#4 | | Speechless
Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ankeny
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Good excuse to tell the wife... But honey, we HAVE to, it is my job!
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07-06-2007, 11:42 AM
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#5 | | Addict
Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Oldpeopleville
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Isn't that the basic principle behind this job?
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Through the fire and the flames we'll carry on.
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07-06-2007, 11:44 AM
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#6 | | Pro
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Does the want ad state: Married men need not apply?
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 What ever happened to truth, justice and the American Way? | |
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07-06-2007, 12:12 PM
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#7 | | CF Golf and Poker Chump
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northwest Iowa
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The more I think about this it would be a hard job. Think of the expense, drinks, dinner, drinks and breakfast.  | | | |
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07-06-2007, 12:13 PM
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#8 | | Addict
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: West Des Moines
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Originally Posted by chadm The more I think about this it would be a hard job. Pun intended, I presume?
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I got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell.
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07-06-2007, 12:20 PM
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#9 | | CF Golf and Poker Chump
Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Northwest Iowa
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Originally Posted by DaddyMac Pun intended, I presume? I think you might be a little premature in your assumption.
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07-06-2007, 12:30 PM
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#10 | | Pro
Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Des Moines
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Originally Posted by chadm I think you might be a little premature in your assumption. Another pun! I don't know if I can handle this thread any longer.  |
Deep within the heart of Iowa, a storm is brewing...
... the winds of change ripple throughout the vast fields of corn surrounding the small college town of Ames.
The Gene Chizik era of football continues, and, with it, a renewed attitude of pride, determination, and success.
This is Cyclone Football. | |
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07-06-2007, 12:37 PM
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#11 | | Addict
Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: West Des Moines
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Well then, I'm going to pull out of this topic before there's a mess made of things.
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I got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell.
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07-06-2007, 01:06 PM
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#12 | | Pro
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I wonder if Byron Houston will apply...nothing like having your product tested under the rigors of real-word rush hour traffic...
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"Don't worry Boss...they can't do nothin' 'til they're through sparklin'..."
Avatar - America's new superhero...Cenex Guy | |
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07-06-2007, 01:36 PM
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#13 | | Facebook Knows All
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Guys, enough of ribbing each other. each will receive a pack of Durex sex products, a chance to win 1,000 Australian dollars ($857 U.S.), plus professional prestige, the company said in a statement. Personally, I'd do it for the "professional prestige".
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07-06-2007, 01:40 PM
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#14 | | Starter
Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: West Des Moines
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Originally Posted by DaddyMac Well then, I'm going to pull out of this topic before there's a mess made of things. Oh sure... pull out when YOU'RE done. Don't even THINK about OUR needs!
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Attempting to debate with a person who has abandoned reason is like giving medicine to the dead. - Thomas Paine
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07-06-2007, 01:50 PM
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#15 | | Speechless
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Originally Posted by acs4isu Oh sure... pull out when YOU'RE done. Don't even THINK about OUR needs! You have needs? How is that a problem of ours?
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