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[Cyclonepride]

I thought this might be a useful tip for Fanatic readers, especially given that many are students prone to such behavior. Of course, it would be hard to find a gator in Iowa, but you can never underestimate the trouble finding abilities of a motivated and drunk college student.

Study: Alligators Dangerous No Matter How Drunk You Are | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

[cytech]

I am really glad you posted this cause tonight I was going to get drunk and go wrestle some gators. Man I am glad I saw this first.