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| | » 2008 Iowa State Mens Basketball | I-State at Hawaii:
Mon, Nov 24th 11:00pm CST | TV: TBA | 
08-25-2007, 10:07 PM
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#1 | | Recruit
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Does anyone have any good/new jokes that poke fun of the Herkies to the east? Perhaps this one is appropriate at the time: What do you call two men from Iowa City in the back of a squad car - the Hawkeye receiving corps!
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08-26-2007, 11:46 AM
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#2 | | Walk On
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What does a Cyclones fan and a Hawkeyes fan have in common?
Neither attended EIU.
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08-26-2007, 11:53 AM
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#3 | | Addict
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My old good joke no longer works...
How do you get an Iowa fan to stop beating off?
Paint his junk cardinal and gold and he wont beat it for 5 years.
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Go Clones! Go Knights!
"I'm the Cenex Guy. I'm the man in the red shirt, black cap and thousand-acre stare."
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08-26-2007, 06:50 PM
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#4 | | Pro
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Originally Posted by ajk4st8  My old good joke no longer works...
How do you get an Iowa fan to stop beating off?
Paint his junk cardinal and gold and he wont beat it for 5 years. That one is SWEET!!!!!! Don't worry my friend you'll be able to use that one again..  And soon..  |
Question for the day: Can I still make season tickets work for FB and MBB if I move to Canada?  | |
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08-27-2007, 02:38 AM
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#5 | | All-Star
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EIU = Joke
It's good enough for me.
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08-27-2007, 08:27 AM
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#6 | | All-Star
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Originally Posted by herbiedoobie EIU = Joke
It's good enough for me.  you beat me to it.
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F'em all,... but 6,... you need pallbearers
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08-28-2007, 03:06 AM
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#7 | | Addict
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Originally Posted by herbiedoobie EIU = Joke
It's good enough for me. There's nothing funny about people attending EIU, it's kinda like someone that got AIDS, you just don't laugh at them because they just ruined their life... you have to have a little tact  | | | |
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08-28-2007, 06:17 AM
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#8 | | Rookie
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Originally Posted by musicboy Does anyone have any good/new jokes that poke fun of the Herkies to the east? Perhaps this one is appropriate at the time: What do you call two men from Iowa City in the back of a squad car - the Hawkeye receiving corps! My all-time fav came from Orr:"There are five real good recruits in the state. We got three of them. One couldn’t get into school, and the other went to (the University of) Iowa...which is about the same thing." - Coach Johnny Orr
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08-28-2007, 04:17 PM
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I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy," then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside-down on the ceiling & made funny noises.
My co-worker (who's an Iowa grad) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so the Boss might think I was "Crazy" & give me a few days off.
A few minutes later, the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in the name of good GOD are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down & walked out of the office... When my co-worker (the Iowa grad) followed me, the Boss asked her "...and where do you think you're going?!"
(You're gonna love this....)
She said, "I'm going home too! , I can't work in the dark."
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