I hate to start this thread... But does anyone have pictures besides the Hawkeye Hustle ones, or jokes, that I can use to combat my "metally challenged" Hawkeye brother.
Greatly appreciate it...
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I hate to start this thread... But does anyone have pictures besides the Hawkeye Hustle ones, or jokes, that I can use to combat my "metally challenged" Hawkeye brother.
Greatly appreciate it...
What is the difference between a Hawkeye fan and a puppy?
Eventually, the puppy will quit whining!
How many Hawkeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he gets three credits.
Why is it so windy in Ames?
Because the Hawks suck and Nebraska blows.
How do you get a Hawkeye off of your front porch?
Pay him/her for the pizza.
IfDominiqe Douglas and Anthony Bowman are driving down the road, who is driving?
The police officer.
An oldie but goodie...works for most squaks.Quote:
Originally Posted by bellzisu
Q: What do Cyclone fans and Hawkeye fans have in common?
A: Neither one ever attended the University of Iowa.
Here are some pics for you, based off of some "motivational posters" that i made a few years back. Granted, the quality isnt the greatest, (i used ms paint), but they get the point across :wink:
http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL514.../118919895.jpg
http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL514.../118919931.jpg
http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL514.../118919985.jpg
http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL514.../118920028.jpg
And lastly...my favorite
http://pic14.picturetrail.com/VOL514.../118920055.jpg
Some of these jokes are much better than the "Insert Rival's Name Here" jokes I've been seeing over at the Hawkeye forums. :yes:
Where do Hawkeye fans come from?
Caves, outhouses, fields of dreams, Know Nothing Party, and army tents. They usually show up in the fall like the bees.
Well, how can we identify a Haweye fan?
Look for a person full of blarney/baloney and thinking their team is God's Gift. They rarely win the Cy Hawk series. And they usually are full of bravado when they toot about new year's Day Bowls. They wear Yellow. They wear Black. They are loud, obnoxious, obstreperous, and vile. They play their role to the hilt and are always disappointed whern they are not national champions. They buy lots of rag papers because media caters to them. They an the pivot point of the BTN battle. They have some of the greatest broadcasters and editors and announcers touting them. They are real special to themselves.
what do flies and hawk fans have in common? they both eat $%!T and bother people
An ISU student, a UNI student, & an Iowa student were all working together one summer for the DOT building a new bridge over the Mississippi. At lunch time the three of them sat down to eat. The ISU student opened his cooler and said: "Ham Sandwich again, if I have to eat ham one more time, I'm gonna jump off this bridge." The UNI student opened his cooler, saw a turkey sandwich and said: "If I have to eat turkey one more time, I'm gonna jump off this bridge too." Finally the Iowa student opened his cooler, found a PB&J sandwich and he too declared he would jump off the bridge if he had to eat one more PB&J sandwich.
The next day the three guys sat down for lunch on the bridge deck, the ISU student opened his cooler, found the ham sandwich, which pushed him over the edge and he then jumped off the bridge, falling to his death. Similarily, the UNI and Iowa students found the turkey & PB&J sandwiches respectively and both jumped to their deaths.
Later that week, the three mothers of the students were discussing the demise of their children when the ISU student's mother asked: "Why didn't he just ask for a different kind of sandwich, I would have gladly made it for him?" The UNI student's mother chimed in with the same comment.
Lastly, the Iowa student's mother said while weeping: "I just don't get it, he packed his own lunch every morning!
PRESS RELEASE:
IOWA CITY, IA - The University of Iowa's Christmas pageant has been cancelled for this year due to casting problems. After an extensive search of the area, directors were unable to locate three wise men and a virgin.
I posted this in another thread, but here you go...
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u.../herkycopy.jpg
Where is the picture of Brad Banks in the McDonalds uniform when you need it?
I got to admit, this one had me laughing.Quote:
Originally Posted by flander1649
Did you just get despair.com stuff and change out the pictures? These are pretty funny. Rep for you.
Quote:
Originally Posted by liquidinsanity
What is the difference between a Hawkeye and a Hawk?
Not much. Just the I.