Which quote would you use for the football team?

[Wesley]

College Football Quotes



"At Georgia Southern, we don't cheat. That costs money and we don't have any." - Erk Russell / Georgia Southern


"After you retire, there's only one big event left, and I ain't ready for that." - Bobby Bowden / Florida State


"The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it." - Lou Holtz / Arkansas


"When you win, nothing hurts." - Joe Namath / Alabama


"Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated." - Lou Holtz / Arkansas


"If you want to walk the heavenly streets of gold, you gotta know the password, "Roll, tide, roll!" - Bear Bryant / Alabama


"A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall." - Frank Leahy / Notre Dame


"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you." - Woody Hayes / Ohio State


"I don't expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation." - Bob Devaney / Nebraska


"In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant." - Wally Butts / Georgia


"You can learn more character on the two-yard line than anywhere else in life." - Paul Dietzel / LSU


"It's kind of hard to rally around a math class." - Bear Bryant / Alabama


"No, but you can see it from here." - Lou Holtz / Arkansas, when asked if Fayetteville was the end of the world


"I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game." - Bear Bryant / Alabama


"There's one sure way to stop us from scoring: give us the ball near the goal line." - Matty Bell / SMU


"Lads, you're not to miss practice unless your parents died or you died." - Frank Leahy / Notre Dame


"I never graduated from Iowa, but I was only there for two terms, Truman's and Eisenhower's." - Alex Karras / Iowa


"My advice to defensive players: take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor." - Bowden Wyatt / Tennessee


"I could have been a Rhodes Scholar, except for my grades." - Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State


"Always remember, Goliath was a 40 point favorite over David." - Shug Jordan / Auburn


"They cut us up like boarding house pie. And that's real small pieces." - Darrell Royal / Texas


"Show me a good and gracious loser, and I'll show you a failure." - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame


"They whipped us like a tied up goat." - Spike ***** / Texas Tech


"I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn't recruit me and he said: "Well,Walt, we took a look at you and you weren't any good." - Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State


"Son, you've got a good engine, but your hands aren't on the steering wheel." - Bobby Bowden / Florida State


"Football is not a contact sport, it is a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport." - Duffy Daugherty / Michigan State


After USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his postgame message to his team: "All those who need showers, take them." - John McKay / USC


"If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education." - Murray Warmath / Minnesota


"The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb." - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame


"Oh, we played about like three tons of buzzard puke this afternoon." - Spike ***** / Texas Tech


"It isn't necessary to see a good tackle. You can hear it." - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame


"We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches." - Darrell Royal / Texas


"We didn't tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking." - John McKay / USC


"Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad." - Darrell Royal / University of Texas


"I've found that prayers work best when you have big players." - Knute Rockne / Notre Dame


"Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football" - John Heisman

[Splendid]

"We didn't tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking." - John McKay / USC

That was our problem the first 2 games!

[St8Grad]

Come on, you sons of *******! Do you want to live forever?

GySgt. Daniel J. "Dan" Daly, USMC
near Lucy-`le-Bocage as he led the 5th Marines' attack into the heart of the German lines at Belleau Wood, 6 June 1918