Avast me Hearties...

[jbhtexas]

Now that's funny, cyclonekj. Hopefully soon, there will be something to add analogous to walking the plank or getting thrown in the brig...

[johnsonjj]

If ye want t' go t' sea, ye must be havin' yer sea legs under ye. If ye canna handle 't, stay off th' ship or go be a hawk fan.

[tim_redd]

Oh, we will swashbuckle, swashbuckle, swashbuckle fer Iowa State
An' may th' lass' colors erefly.
Oh, we will swashbuckle wi' might fer Iowa State
Wi' th' will t' do or sink t'Davy Jones' locker!
Rah, Rah, Rah
Loyal sons foreretrue
An' we will swashbuckle that battle through.
An' when we hit th' line we`ll hit 't hard,
ever' yard fer I-S-U!

[Cyclonepride]

I talk like a sailor on most days. Does that count?