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  1. 09-26-2007, 11:40 AM #1
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    Just for you Chuck Norris Fans

    Here is a vid of him fighting Bruce Lee, Fake obviously.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLO1YIWQuXE"]YouTube - bruce lee x chuck norris[/ame]
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  2. 09-26-2007, 11:45 AM #2
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    Re: Just for you Chuck Norris Fans

    Obviously fake - one Chuck Norris roundhouse and the fight's over with.
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  3. 09-26-2007, 11:48 AM #3
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    Re: Just for you Chuck Norris Fans

    Quote Originally Posted by jdoggivjc View Post
    Obviously fake - one Chuck Norris roundhouse and the fight's over with.
    And you'll notice, Chuck landed not one, but TWO roundhouse kicks, with 5:39 remaining and with 5:10 remaining.

    Also, notice when Chuck falls back against the brick wall, it moves from his awesomeness.

    If Chuck had wanted to win, that fight was over before it began.
  4. 09-26-2007, 12:01 PM #4
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    Re: Just for you Chuck Norris Fans

    Dan Gable cured cancer by making Chuck Norris cry.

    I tried to take a video of this, but my camera burst into flames.
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  5. 09-26-2007, 12:01 PM #5
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    Re: Just for you Chuck Norris Fans

    Bruce Lee cheeted at one point and had to grap Chuck Norris's Chest hair so chuck did not rip his throat out.
  6. 09-26-2007, 12:05 PM #6
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    Re: Just for you Chuck Norris Fans

    That's the most ridiculous statement ever - Chuck Norris DOES NOT CRY!!!
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  7. 09-26-2007, 12:20 PM #7
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    Re: Just for you Chuck Norris Fans

    what's up with the kitten? kinda freaky.....

    I love how Chuck near the end of the fight can barely stand on his right leg, but has no look of pain in his face whatsoever when the camera shows a close up of his face...

    this fight reminded me of many an Iowa State football game... say for example, the K-State game @ home in '99! chuck/ISU got up early, looked unbeatable, but then look out! here comes bruce/wildcats...
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  8. 09-26-2007, 12:21 PM #8
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    Re: Just for you Chuck Norris Fans

    That is obviously Bruce Lee's "superbowl"
  9. 09-26-2007, 12:51 PM #9
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    Re: Just for you Chuck Norris Fans

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUonthemove View Post
    That is obviously Bruce Lee's "superbowl"

    One of the best quotes I've seen on here all year. I'm still laughing! Positive rep to you, sir.
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    Re: Just for you Chuck Norris Fans

    Quote Originally Posted by jdoggivjc View Post
    That's the most ridiculous statement ever - Chuck Norris DOES NOT CRY!!!
    LOL, did I seriously get negative rep for making a joke?

    And you wouldn't know if he cried or not - only one person has seen it and lived - Dan Gable.
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