so excited..so far away

[monkeybrow]

Sorry to all that I have not been able to contribute of late....I have been in London attending for personal reasons.

The best week of the year (well..aside from the JC Penny catalog rollout with modest modern working gals in scant..yet proper undergarments arrives at my doorstep) is upon us....I am currently arranging travel booking to try and make my way back to kick-off....but with security level at scarlett red-***...who knows? but i will try to see you all

monkey

[cyclonekj]

Sorry to all that I have not been able to contribute of late....I have been in London attending for personal reasons.

The best week of the year (well..aside from the JC Penny catalog rollout with modest modern working gals in scant..yet proper undergarments arrives at my doorstep) is upon us....I am currently arranging travel booking to try and make my way back to kick-off....but with security level at scarlett red-***...who knows? but i will try to see you all

monkey

Be sure to check any embarassing creams or ointments and finish your Yoohoo! before the security station.

Good luck and Godspeed!

[monkeybrow]

ointments applied.......... check
creams used/dispensed...check
Yoohoo -applied in combination with above topicals (don't ask..don't tell)..check

[monkeybrow]

can anyone tell me if I missed anything truly unholy? any flameouts? twits?..forum scabs? any classic internet scuffles? do tell!

[Wesley]

Bring something nice back for Amy.

[ISUFan22]

Not much that I can think of that you missed.

Hope you're able to make it back in time!!!:)

[monkeybrow]

I am afraid that would cause the most dreadful uproar amongst dear nancy and the supreme hotness rosario. I wouldn't want anit-monkey editorials popping off all over the register next week.....or high-priced hollywood judicial sharks nipping at my toes.
no thank you sir.

[amyk33]

I am afraid that would cause the most dreadful uproar amongst dear nancy and the supreme hotness rosario. I wouldn't want anit-monkey editorials popping off all over the register next week.....or high-priced hollywood judicial sharks nipping at my toes.
no thank you sir.

I'm hurt by this! *stomping my feet*

Thank you Bryceman for thinking of me. So, hey, where will you be tailgating? Perhaps I need to hang with you if the monkey has gone back to his other ladies.

[cyclonekj]

I'm hurt by this! *stomping my feet*

Thank you Bryceman for thinking of me. So, hey, where will you be tailgating? Perhaps I need to hang with you if the monkey has gone back to his other ladies.

Oh no! I'm sensing an impending internet scuffle the type of which Monkey was inquiring about. Backpedal Monkeyman, packpedal! (And bring Amy a few pints of good porter to smooth things over.)

[monkeybrow]

I'm hurt by this! *stomping my feet*

Thank you Bryceman for thinking of me. So, hey, where will you be tailgating? Perhaps I need to hang with you if the monkey has gone back to his other ladies.

by the goddess Hera....how does it comes to this?? my facts are plain and precise in the motive....to avoid any un-wanted physical harm to come to my virginal body...and evasive counter-measures against attacks of the written form on my sparkling reputation....and you have already invited yourself to bryceman's nefarious meat sampling party! have you no shame!
I change my mind....I am now in the gift shop purchasing all forms of love trinkets that can be had for under one american dollar for all my mojo posse.

Ms 33 I am now filing for internet seperation. You may have the dog....but I am taking the "flock of seagulls" cassette collection.

[ISUFan22]

and you have already invited yourself to bryceman's nefarious meat sampling party! have you no shame!

What...you're surprised?

She's the village bicycle...everyone's had a ride!

*ducks for cover*

[monkeybrow]

What...you're surprised?

She's the village bicycle...everyone's had a ride!

*ducks for cover*

this is highly incorrect. you should self delete/edit before the wrath of women rains toads upon your scalp. Have you learned nothing being married??

[amyk33]

What...you're surprised?

She's the village bicycle...everyone's had a ride!

*ducks for cover*

Ah! *gasping for breath*

I'm going to hunt you down ISUFan22. :Guns: You're just jealous b/c I turned down your advances long ago.

[ISUFan22]

this is highly incorrect. you should self delete/edit before the wrath of women rains toads upon your scalp. Have you learned nothing being married??

Uh...I'm a bit too late now. :Bomb:

Ah! *gasping for breath*

I'm going to hunt you down ISUFan22. :Guns: You're just jealous b/c I turned down your advances long ago.

Correct you are...sour grapes all the way, baby!

[amyk33]

by the goddess Hera....how does it comes to this?? my facts are plain and precise in the motive....to avoid any un-wanted physical harm to come to my virginal body...and evasive counter-measures against attacks of the written form on my sparkling reputation....and you have already invited yourself to bryceman's nefarious meat sampling party! have you no shame!
I change my mind....I am now in the gift shop purchasing all forms of love trinkets that can be had for under one american dollar for all my mojo posse.

Ms 33 I am now filing for internet seperation. You may have the dog....but I am taking the "flock of seagulls" cassette collection.

Fine take your stupid tapes...take Elton John and those big Union Jack bloomers of yours!

I'm heading over to the Hawkeye message boards to see if I can get lucky there...