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[iceclone]

So who agrees that Hillary caused global warming in order to ensure that Al Gore would get the Nobel Peace Prize? In wake of this calamity, I expect that he will become the Viceroy of Iraq, where he will turn the entire country over to growing dates for ethanol production.

So why haven't you heard about this before, you say. Well, clearly the liberal media is covering the whole thing up.

I do want to reassure you though, in case you are concerned about the effect this will have on corn futures. There is no reason to worry. An asteroid is heading towards earth as we speak and we will all be extinct next week anyway. (Before the next football game.)




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[Cyclonepride]

Originally Posted by iceclone

So who agrees that Hillary caused global warming in order to ensure that Al Gore would get the Nobel Peace Prize? In wake of this calamity, I expect that he will become the Viceroy of Iraq, where he will turn the entire country over to growing dates for ethanol production.

So why haven't you heard about this before, you say. Well, clearly the liberal media is covering the whole thing up.

I do want to reassure you though, in case you are concerned about the effect this will have on corn futures. There is no reason to worry. An asteroid is heading towards earth as we speak and we will all be extinct next week anyway. (Before the next football game.)




This topic inspired by frontrangeclone:
http://www.cyclonefanatic.com/forum/...tml#post209305

Oh man, I read that too.... good job making him into Nostradamus!