Baylor coach urinates on bar

[4429 mcc]

Too funny

ESPN - Urine trouble: Baylor assistant relieves self on bar - College Football

[HILLCYD]

In a related note, R. Kelley has committed to Baylor in hopes of using up this remaining 3 years of NCAA eligibility.

[jdoggivjc]

In another related note, Kingsbury, the former long-range bomber from EIUCC, appeals to the NCAA for eligibility to attend Baylor as he is well experienced with urination in public places.

[CyinCo]

In another related note, Kingsbury, the former long-range bomber from EIUCC, appeals to the NCAA for eligibility to attend Baylor as he is well experienced with urination in public places.

In all fairness, I believe Homan was also a public pee'r.

[CYdTracked]

In all fairness, I believe Homan was also a public pee'r.

Sure you aren't thinking of Mike Nurse possibly? Homan was hiding under a truck once I know.

[JJ4ISU]

Mike Nurse might have urinated in the street, but only after getting hit by a car.

[Wesley]

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Just ask all those old coaches.

[redrocker]

Lots of city slickers around here. You ain't lived until you have peed in the corn field.

[cstrunk]

I thought urinating in public was now enough to put you on the sex offenders list!?!? How dumb is that!

[isucyfan]

You make the call:

I recently yelled at a neighborhood kid that has a habit of peeing on his walk home from the school bus. He pees on a tree across the street from me, which is about two houses down from his house.

Am I justified, becoming the neighborhood curmudgeon, or both??

[kgreeny]

I have been laughing aloud throughout this thread. Great story and responses. Ya all of you

[jdoggivjc]

You make the call:

I recently yelled at a neighborhood kid that has a habit of peeing on his walk home from the school bus. He pees on a tree across the street from me, which is about two houses down from his house.

Am I justified, becoming the neighborhood curmudgeon, or both??

I'd say justified. Peeing in a forest is one thing, peeing on a neighbor's tree is disrespectful and gross.

[Cyclonepride]

So when did peeing on a bar become a faux pas? They should make an announcement or something.

[Cyclonesrule91]

You make the call:

I recently yelled at a neighborhood kid that has a habit of peeing on his walk home from the school bus. He pees on a tree across the street from me, which is about two houses down from his house.

Am I justified, becoming the neighborhood curmudgeon, or both??

Did he just move in town from an acreage of farm?? If so, he just has to learn some new behaviors........

[jbhtexas]

You make the call:

I recently yelled at a neighborhood kid that has a habit of peeing on his walk home from the school bus. He pees on a tree across the street from me, which is about two houses down from his house.

Am I justified, becoming the neighborhood curmudgeon, or both??

Save your voice and just install a small well-disguised electric fence around the bottom of the tree. The problem will be solved.

Oh, the poor city kids used to fall for that one all the time...