He's Back!! Roger Sprague

**BigBake** · 10-21-2007, 08:41 PM

Found this comment on the Rag's comments section on yesterday's ISU game.

"Is trhese a ISU cylone tlka board? I"LL need to get some talking to your best fans to understand hos you"re nect game will be in COlumbia, MU to play my TOUGH AS RAIn Tigers. An good job against OU.

Just let me know.

Tuff Tiger"

**BigBake** · 10-21-2007, 08:43 PM

Another classic "Hello and good luck.

Yhe Tiger"s willn"t overlook ISu this weekend. I don"t think game day will be there, so no use for the glemdower banner I got from the Husker board.

But, the Tigers are tought as rian an I can explain it. Just let meknow.

Tuff Tiger
Columbia"

**clones_jer** · 10-21-2007, 11:13 PM

Originally Posted by BigBake

Another classic "Hello and good luck.

Yhe Tiger"s willn"t overlook ISu this weekend. I don"t think game day will be there, so no use for the glemdower banner I got from the Husker board.

But, the Tigers are tought as rian an I can explain it. Just let meknow.

Tuff Tiger
Columbia"

I never would've thought you could contract "will not" ... you da man Roger!

**drum1306** · 10-21-2007, 11:15 PM

Hahahaha. That's awesome. About 60% of my graduating class went to Mizzou, so I'm def going to thank them for having such an amazing rep on this board.

**wolverine68** · 10-21-2007, 11:24 PM

Fantastic! You can't make this stuff up!

**Erik4Cy** · 10-22-2007, 12:02 AM

rain isn't very tough...a Cyclone is definitely a tougher force of nature than rain...I will stand outside in the rain...I will NOT stand outside during a Cyclone.

Let's beat Mizzou...AGAIN. It would be a much sweeter victory than any Telephone Trophy game in recent memory.

**cycloneworld** · 10-22-2007, 07:42 AM

Well done Roger, well done.

P.S. What are we supposed to be letting him know?

**Cyclonepride** · 10-22-2007, 08:01 AM

Is Roger looking for a different Cyclone board to post on? Perhaps had a bad experience with the last one

**DaddyMac** · 10-22-2007, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by BigBake

Another classic "Hello and good luck.

Yhe Tiger"s willn"t overlook ISu this weekend. I don"t think game day will be there, so no use for the glemdower banner I got from the Husker board.

But, the Tigers are tought as rian an I can explain it. Just let meknow.

Tuff Tiger
Columbia"

Speak to us - oh wise one.....

**herbiedoobie** · 10-22-2007, 01:49 PM

So what if this is one of those "Fight Club" things where this Roger Sprague dude eventually becomes like "worshipped" by people as some kind of weird new messiah or something and then we all blow up skyscrapers and end the capitalist world as we know it or something and we have to barter like animals and roots and stuff to make a living and then we all wake up and realize weve like been kidnapped by aliens and had the same dream implanted in our false memories...

Or something like that? Y'know?

**clones_jer** · 10-22-2007, 01:51 PM

wow ... herbie, lay off the herb.

**Cyclonepride** · 10-22-2007, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by herbiedoobie

So what if this is one of those "Fight Club" things where this Roger Sprague dude eventually becomes like "worshipped" by people as some kind of weird new messiah or something and then we all blow up skyscrapers and end the capitalist world as we know it or something and we have to barter like animals and roots and stuff to make a living and then we all wake up and realize weve like been kidnapped by aliens and had the same dream implanted in our false memories...

Or something like that? Y'know?

As long as it doesn't screw up our attendance for football games, I'm all for it

**jumbopackage** · 10-22-2007, 02:24 PM

When can we can put him in the Cyclone Jerry-Tommy from Des Monies pantheon?

**jbhtexas** · 10-22-2007, 04:17 PM

Originally Posted by herbiedoobie

So what if this is one of those "Fight Club" things where this Roger Sprague dude eventually becomes like "worshipped" by people as some kind of weird new messiah or something and then we all blow up skyscrapers and end the capitalist world as we know it or something and we have to barter like animals and roots and stuff to make a living and then we all wake up and realize weve like been kidnapped by aliens and had the same dream implanted in our false memories...

Or something like that? Y'know?

There's probably a better likelihood that "Roger Sprague" is some kind of top secret experimental artificial intelligence software being developed by some company for their new line of humanoid robots. The developers probably turned it loose on the Interent to practice its grammar.

Lord only knows what they were hoping it would learn from the DSM Register...