If you think D-Mad has some odd quotes and catch-phrases...
This is from the Ranch Report (Dallas Cowboys site)...
The Glory Hole?
IRVING, TX - Jerry Jones loves him some catchphrases - no matter how inappropriate he makes them seem, and no matter how guileless they make him seem.
So, over the years, he talks of hands-on-management being about "jocks and socks.'' And about scouting being like "wildcattin'.'' And about cheerleaders being "the pick of the litter.'' And about working furiously being "a-blowin' and a-goin'.'' And about a player's ideal measurables, meaning, "he looks good in the shower.''
Jerry's done it again in recent weeks, at least twice defining a successful Cowboys season -- a winning record, a playoff berth, playoff victory, the Super Bowl -- in a rather graphic manner:
"The Glory Hole,'' he calls it.
Now, I'm, not attempting to hijack this space and force you to access it using a 1-900 number, but to anyone old enough, worldly enough or sexual enough, "The Glory Hole'' conjures up any number of visuals. And none of them, in the wrong context, are especially suitable for a live local TV appearance from training camp