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  1. 11-12-2007, 02:38 PM #1
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    Mangino joke thread

    Mangino walks into a 7-11 for directions.

    He asks, "How do I get to 435?"

    7-11 guy answers, "plenty of exercise and a lot of water."
  2. 11-12-2007, 02:44 PM #2
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    Re: Mangino joke thread

    As much as that made me chuckle I think its pretty low. Doesn't the guy have some health condition that makes him a *little* larger than your average male?
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  3. 11-12-2007, 02:45 PM #3
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    Re: Mangino joke thread

    You tell Mangino to haul *** he has to make 3 trips....
    Last edited by HILLCYD; 11-12-2007 at 02:57 PM.
  4. 11-12-2007, 02:46 PM #4
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    Re: Mangino joke thread

    Quote Originally Posted by wartknight View Post
    As much as that made me chuckle I think its pretty low. Doesn't the guy have some health condition that makes him a *little* larger than your average male?
    Has to, I have to think it's pretty hard to get that big all on your own.
  5. 11-12-2007, 02:54 PM #5
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    Re: Mangino joke thread

    Insert "your mama's so fat......" joke here:
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    Re: Mangino joke thread

    isnt every thread a Mangino joke thread this week?
  7. 11-12-2007, 02:56 PM #7
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    Re: Mangino joke thread

    Quote Originally Posted by bleedcardinalandgold View Post
    Mangino walks into a 7-11 for directions.

    He asks, "How do I get to 435?"

    7-11 guy answers, "plenty of exercise and a lot of water."
    LOL....Okay I am lightening up......HA!
    Last edited by RedStorm; 11-12-2007 at 03:22 PM.
  8. 11-12-2007, 02:59 PM #8
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    Re: Mangino joke thread

    I think this picture here is fair game though. You get caught pickin' your nose on TV you have no excuse for this:



    He's a helluva coach though. Will probably get national coach of the year.
    Go Cubs Go!
  9. 11-12-2007, 03:00 PM #9
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    Re: Mangino joke thread

    Yeah, lets make fun of a guy that has built a nowhere program into the #4 team in the country.
    I agree


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  10. 11-12-2007, 03:06 PM #10
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    Re: Mangino joke thread

    Quote Originally Posted by RedStorm View Post
    Yeah, lets make fun of a guy that has built a nowhere program into the #4 team in the country. Not to mention how unclassy this thread is......
    C'mon. Loosen' up a bit. Even KU fans have shirts that say "Our coach can EAT your coach!"
  11. 11-12-2007, 03:09 PM #11
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    Re: Mangino joke thread

    Even though he has kansas at #3- pound for pound Mangino is still the worst coach in america.
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    Re: Mangino joke thread

    this could be a fun thread or a become an over-the-top-closed-infraction-thread very quickly.

    Please use your best judgment.

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  13. 11-12-2007, 03:13 PM #13
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    Re: Mangino joke thread

    Quote Originally Posted by cstrunk View Post
    C'mon. Loosen' up a bit. Even KU fans have shirts that say "Our coach can EAT your coach!"
    Okay - That's pretty funny...
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    Re: Mangino joke thread

    Quote Originally Posted by RedStorm View Post
    Not to mention how unclassy this thread is......
    Not much different than some of the stuff that shows up in the look-alike thread...
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    Re: Mangino joke thread

    Would it make you guys feel better if instead of jokes we had a look a like thread again and put Jabba the Hut from Star Wars and Mangino together???
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