Lost and Found

[alaskaguy]

Did you lose two bags of freshly harvested marijuana? If so, troopers from the Florida Highway Patrol are waiting by the phone.

The cops who took this photograph tell the Associated Press that a work crew found 60 pounds of weed while they were working yesterday on a busy interstate in Plant City, Fla. The Orlando Sentinel says the owners can claim the plants -- which are worth about $54,000 -- by calling police at (813) 631-4020.

Link:
Lost & Found: Cops try to help pot growers who lost garbage bags of weed - On Deadline - USATODAY.com

[cloneu]

I can't wait for someone who will actually call in thinking they will get the weed.

[CYdTracked]

Pedro: Man, what is in this sh**, man?
Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
Pedro: What's Labrador?
Man Stoner: It's dog sh**.
Pedro: What?
Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
Pedro: Yeah?
Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherf***er ate it, man. Then I had to follow him around with a little baggie for three days, man, before I got it back. Really blew the dog's mind, ya know?

[alaskaguy]

Ha, ha.

I remember another story some time ago where some guy reported to the police that half of his weed was stolen and proceeded to show the police the unstolen portion.

And on one of those daytime court TV shows, someone was suing because the illegal drugs they purchased were "bunk."