A guy that sits across from me (other side of wall) kept throwing a bouncy stress reliever at the wall and bouncing it back at him. Finally he accidentally got it over the wall and into my water. I made sure to throw it back extra hard right into the forehead. He hasn't touched the ball since.
A program isn't built on one player and it doesn't succeed because of one player, thus a program won't fail if it doesn't get that one player.
When someone else in your office goes to lunch or break, go over to their computer and send him an email letting him know that his annoying humming can be heard throughout the office....it will have your co-workers address and he/she will get the line share of the evil stares and anger over the situation....too funny.....someone did it to me once as a prank and i bit hook, line and sinker.....great prank!!!!
A couple of years ago a lady was very annoying so I thought I'd get back at her. I ended up switching the N and M and the E and R keys on her keyboard and the person next to her before they got to work. It was quite hilarious to say the least. That was a priceless moment (day).
A program isn't built on one player and it doesn't succeed because of one player, thus a program won't fail if it doesn't get that one player.
Milton Waddams: I was told that I could listen to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven, I told Bill that if Sandra is going to listen to her headphones while she's filing then I should be able to listen to the radio while I'm collating so I don't see why I should have to turn down the radio because I enjoy listening at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Here is what I just did. I realized he isn't listening to an iPod, but rather mp3s on his computer. It is again'st corporate policy to have those file types on your system. I ran a scan and found he has like 450 mp3s on his work machine.
So.....I sent an email to someone in software compliance letting them know that we have illegal files on a machine, and provided the system name....
A guy that sits across from me (other side of wall) kept throwing a bouncy stress reliever at the wall and bouncing it back at him. Finally he accidentally got it over the wall and into my water. I made sure to throw it back extra hard right into the forehead. He hasn't touched the ball since.
Good thing he wasnt tossing a stress reliever lawn dart. You scare me Jeremy =)
We used to have a guy on our floor that I bet you could hear halfway across the floor. He was a loud talker and had an annoying laugh. Needless to say, we were pretty happy when they moved to a different area.
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