Bob Stoops, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God
was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded
Sooners flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Bob," said God. "This is very
special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Bob felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the
porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a
3-story mansion with a Scarlet and Cream sidewalk, a 50 foot tall
flagpole with an enormous Nebraska Cornhusker flag, and in every
window, a Cornhusker.
Bob looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I
have a question. I was a good coach, I went to three consecutive bowl
games, won a national championship, and turned around Oklahoma's entire program."
God said "So what do you want to know, Bob?"
"Well, why does Bill Callahan get a better house than me?"
God chuckled, and said "Bob, that's not Bill's house, it's mine."
Looking forward to CFH magic for the next bball season, Georges style.
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