JOKE: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

**Cyclone_Power** · 11-16-2006, 02:04 PM

BREAKING News Out of Ames:

Federal Investigators suspend ISU Football Practice

(Ames, IA)--Iowa State Cyclones football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field.

Practice was immediately suspended and the police and federal investigators
were called. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined
that the white substance unknown to Cyclone players was the Goal Line.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again.

**clones_jer** · 11-16-2006, 02:06 PM

old joke ... did you hear the one about the road and the chicken?

**isu_bub** · 11-16-2006, 02:06 PM

Not that funny.

**mauiclone** · 11-16-2006, 02:09 PM

I heard this joke about 5 weeks ago. Not funny at all. By the way as long as we are telling old joke then Why did the man put the car in the oven? Because he wanted a HOT ROD!!

**soccercy** · 11-16-2006, 02:12 PM

How is it possible that anyone has not heard this yet?

**thunderdave** · 11-16-2006, 02:12 PM

[quote=mauiclone;42372]I heard this joke about 5 weeks ago. Not funny at all. By the way as long as we are telling old joke then Why did the man put the car in the oven? Because he wanted a HOT ROD!![/quote]
Does anyone remember Floppy?

**bos** · 11-16-2006, 02:12 PM

Im sorry, i laughed, its been a looooooong day.

**Cyclone_Power** · 11-16-2006, 02:15 PM

Easy people, I thought some of the people who haven't heard it might enjoy it. Don't get your panties in a bunch.

**ISUAlum2003** · 11-16-2006, 02:15 PM

Can't believe the Rag hasn't picked up on that breaking news story yet.

**cyclonekj** · 11-16-2006, 02:15 PM

[quote=thunderdave;42377]

Originally Posted by mauiclone

I heard this joke about 5 weeks ago. Not funny at all. By the way as long as we are telling old joke then Why did the man put the car in the oven? Because he wanted a HOT ROD!![/quote]
Does anyone remember Floppy?

Floppy is exactly what I thought of when I heard that joke.

**Cyclone_Power** · 11-16-2006, 02:20 PM

Lol that's funny that it got edited to say "JOKE:" in the title.

**brentskicy** · 11-16-2006, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by Cyclone_Power

BREAKING News Out of Ames:

Federal Investigators suspend ISU Football Practice

(Ames, IA)--Iowa State Cyclones football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field.

Practice was immediately suspended and the police and federal investigators
were called. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined
that the white substance unknown to Cyclone players was the GOAL LINE.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again.

are the players okay? are they going to be able to play on Saturday?

**Cyclone_Power** · 11-16-2006, 02:23 PM

You never know, if I was them I would be frightened at the sight of the goal line too. Somethin that you haven't seen for so long, just creep up on you like that. I don't blame them if Saturday's game is postponed due to Posttraumatic Stress

**j4state** · 11-16-2006, 02:38 PM

Cheesy joke but I like it. So true!

Maybe our offensive should ask our defense what the goal line looks like. They are much more familiar with red zone situations this season.

**ketchupnmustard** · 11-16-2006, 02:51 PM

Originally Posted by Cyclone_Power

BREAKING News Out of Ames:

Federal Investigators suspend ISU Football Practice

(Ames, IA)--Iowa State Cyclones football practice was delayed nearly two
hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
substance on the practice field.

Practice was immediately suspended and the police and federal investigators
were called. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined
that the white substance unknown to Cyclone players was the Goal Line.

Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
encounter the substance again.

I think Duane Ellet & Floppy just rolled over.