Taken from the Jungle interview board:
JP: Hello, Jim. Are you interested in Clone vacancy as HC?
Jim: Yep. I have a winning streak going and I am working my way back from the west coast.
JP: Can you recruit? Do you know how to close?
Jim: Yep. I casn bring about 10 of my non scholly boys. That plus the current crop of six McC recruits and we are ready to roll. I like that Bates kid on rivals.
JP: Will you take the job?
Jim: Yep. Cut the papers.
JP: How much money?
Jim: More than McC.
JP: How soon can we strike up the band and be on TV?
Jim: Make it end of Nov or early dec on Monday. I need some time to recruit my boys.
JP: What about amenities?
Jim: I need a parking garage for my Harley. I need a good housekeeper. Get to keep my frequent travel miles for personal use. And fly me in some fresh fish every week. And a large snowblower. Rent me the WM house starting in Jan.
JP: What about staff?
Jim: I recently went to the coaches chat room. I plan on Jay Norvell for offensive coordinator, Bo Pelini defensive coordinator, Steve Loney running backs, Mark Farley linebackers, Ditka for tight ends ( and I do mean TEs)and four others from my current SDU staff.
JP: Deal or No Deal?
Jim: Deal, just let me pick the cheerleaders. And Cy? He needs to be bigger. Keep that stud strength coach also.
JP: Glad to have you on board?
Jim: Just book me some recruiting trips for Texas and Oklahoma and Vegas and Hawaii. I do my best recruiting in the better places. Mark will handle Iowa.