Najeh to Ames??? ***Note-JOKE-Apparently you must spell out your jokes***
ISU has added Najeh Davenport to the newly assembled ISU football staff. Apparently Najeh will be serving in a newly created position for the clones. His official title will be "Clothes Hamper Dumper". He brings a lot of much needed experience to this position, having served time while at the "U" for dropping a duke in a coeds clothes hamper after breaking into her dorm room.
***Note...after being crucified for my previous spoof about Deion Sanders coming to coach here, I feel the need to immediately announce this as a non-factual, only mildly substanciated claim. NAJEH WILL NOT BE A COACH AT ISU, HOWEVER, HE DID REALLY CRAP IN A CLOTHES BASKET AND GET ARRESTED FOR IT. Thank you for your time.***
Re: Najeh to Ames??? ***Note-JOKE-Apparently you must spell out your jokes***
This is killing me man, Najeh and the U funny stuff. Now if Micheal Irvin and that kid who threw the football helmet in the FIU game could be our discipline coaches, this is great, I need a laugh this close to Christmas Break!
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