Lesser of Two Evils – Holiday Edition

In the holiday spirit, this week’s Lesser of Two Evils is something many may be able to relate to on those family Christmas holiday occasions.

Careful, this one could get bumpy!

Which scenario is better.....

- Attacked under the mistletoe by Aunt Edna. Not only has she consumed far too much eggnog – she’s got huge mole just above her lip spouting a few dark hairs. And look out for the tongue!

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- Accidentally walking in on Grandpa and Grandma, as ‘Ma is helping ‘Pa into his Santa suit. The twist, he’s stark naked and the two wrinkly old fools have gotten distracted.


Vote, discuss, vomit – do whatever you need to do!

***Remember, you’re voting for and making your case for the scenario that is better, not worse***

It has to be Moley McMole...10 seconds and you are done.

Seeing old people naked will be burnt into your mind for years...I don't even want to think about that. I just puked in my mouth.

I'm going to disagree.

Both provide disturbing images. Just picture that drunken, smiley face as it zooms in on your own. And all you can see is that winking bloody mole invading your comfort zone.

Sure, the images of Granny getting 'Pa up for the challenge are equally as disturbing - if not more-so.

Yet...you don't have to make contact with them. The mole on the other hand - smashes into your face - the hairs tickling your lips and nose.

*shudder*

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Originally Posted by ISUFan22

I'm going to disagree.

Both provide disturbing images. Just picture that drunken, smiley face as it zooms in on your own. And all you can see is that winking bloody mole invading your comfort zone.

Sure, the images of Granny getting 'Pa up for the challenge are equally as disturbing - if not more-so.

Yet...you don't have to make contact with them. The mole on the other hand - smashes into your face - the hairs tickling your lips and nose.

*shudder*

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Stop it...just stop it, ok? :wink0st:

Not to mention you get that 'old person' smell of Aunt Edna and her nasty perfume. And her lipstick all over you. The mole is worse.

You can turn away quickly when you see the old folks scroggin'

This question is hard to answer because since Aunt Edna was into the eggnog to hard, does that make her prone to play a little tonsil hockey while pressing Mr hairy mole into your face as you get the 10 second kiss?

You can't leave these details out when conducting a scientific poll such as this one.

option #2. Where a silent ATTA BOY GRANDPA is given out.

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Originally Posted by keepngoal

option #2. Where a silent ATTA BOY GRANDPA is given out.

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I love this answer! Only, I would say "Damn, the girl's still go it!"

I'm guessing Aunt Edna is rather persistent and doesn't leave it alone after the mistletoe.

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Originally Posted by Cyclonesrule91

This question is hard to answer because since Aunt Edna was into the eggnog to hard, does that make her prone to play a little tonsil hockey while pressing Mr hairy mole into your face as you get the 10 second kiss?

You can't leave these details out when conducting a scientific poll such as this one.

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Good point. I clarified the poll. :baffled5wh:

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Originally Posted by ISUFan22

Good point. I clarified the poll. :baffled5wh:

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Oh great...now my vote makes it seems like I want to tounge my drunken aunt mole.

OK, I was a ornery kid growing up but here is how I would lighten up the situation.

You walk in on Grandma and Grandpa playing hide a seek with the one-eyed champ right? You give Grandpa the "atta boy" silent chant as said above as you make your way to the mistletoe. You see Aunt Edna coming in the room quite tipsy so you get a chair and grab the mistletoe and retape it above the door trim going into the active room and leave the door cracked open so the sounds of the sloppy agape can be heard.

You stand under the mistletoe until Aunt Edna sees you and comes after you. Then right as she thinks she gets you cornered, you bolt for the kitchen and the safety of numbers and all the sudden we have a Gruesome Threesom and the whole family goes broke paying for therapy to recover from that fiasco.

This, of course, is not based on past experience.

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Originally Posted by Cyclonesrule91

This, of course, is not based on past experience.

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Um...you sure 'bout that? :eek4wd:

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Originally Posted by ISUFan22

Um...you sure 'bout that? :eek4wd:

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Ya, unfortunately in my case, it was cousin Eddie!!!!:sad9cd:

Nobody's been the same since:biggrin9gp: :biggrin9gp: :biggrin9gp: :wink0st:

My Aunt Edna may have the mole, but she is a 27-year-old retiree from the Sweedish Bikini Team and has a tremendous rack! The mole is a Julia Roberts-type mole, if you know what I mean. If I have to be tickled by the tiny wiskers, I'm sure going to cop a feel.

And she is related by marriage, so nothing is out of the question. Morally it may be wrong, but I don't wanna be right.

Easy poll!

No one ever said who grandma and grandpa are - if grandma's Morgan Fairchild and grandpa's Sean Connery I'm definietly going w/ option #2.::yes4lo: