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  1. 12-22-2006, 09:02 PM #46
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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Now you've got to tell us which ones...

    (I'm going to wager that you used the "Is that a mirror in your pants?" line once or twice. Just a hunch.)
    Did you wear your hair a little shorter in college? I thought you looked familiar.

    Gigiddy!
    Yeah well, ya know, that's just, like uh, your opinion, man.
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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    Quote Originally Posted by cyclonekj View Post
    Did you wear your hair a little shorter in college? I thought you looked familiar.

    Gigiddy!
    I did. You had the Cyclone hat and an eyepatch, right?
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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    I did. You had the Cyclone hat and an eyepatch, right?
    Two eyepatches, actually. I was teased a lot, but I could park anywhere I wanted on campus. Even in Lake Laverne.
    Yeah well, ya know, that's just, like uh, your opinion, man.
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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    Quote Originally Posted by cyclonekj View Post
    Two eyepatches, actually. I was teased a lot, but I could park anywhere I wanted on campus. Even in Lake Laverne.
    I just think it was admirable that you kept offering to drive people around like that. Did you ever get that job w/CyRide?
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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    I just think it was admirable that you kept offering to drive people around like that. Did you ever get that job w/CyRide?
    Hmmm... now that you mention it, they never called back. Much like the ladies I used those lines on...
    Yeah well, ya know, that's just, like uh, your opinion, man.
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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    Quote Originally Posted by cyclonekj View Post
    Hmmm... now that you mention it, they never called back. Much like the ladies I used those lines on...
    Good news is that you got the last laugh. Your eyes healed (or you got a Braille monitor), and you got a sweet insurance settlement for all the water damage Lake Laverne did to your car. Not bad, all in all. Now if you could somehow get the swan feathers out of your grill...
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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Good news is that you got the last laugh. Your eyes healed (or you got a Braille monitor), and you got a sweet insurance settlement for all the water damage Lake Laverne did to your car. Not bad, all in all. Now if you could somehow get the swan feathers out of your grill...

    Mmmmm! Grilled swan is my favorite!
    Yeah well, ya know, that's just, like uh, your opinion, man.
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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

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    Mmmmm! Grilled swan is my favorite!
    Provolone and a good rye bread accent it nicely.

    (Do you think that was the invisible line just right back there that we crossed?)
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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    Quote Originally Posted by Angie View Post
    Provolone and a good rye bread accent it nicely.

    (Do you think that was the invisible line just right back there that we crossed?)
    They wouldn't be endangered if they weren't so darned tasty. You pick up the garnish; I'll drive us to Lake Laverne. Quietly now...
    Yeah well, ya know, that's just, like uh, your opinion, man.
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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    Quote Originally Posted by cyclonekj View Post
    They wouldn't be endangered if they weren't so darned tasty. You pick up the garnish; I'll drive us to Lake Laverne. Quietly now...
    Deal - I'll preheat the oven, too. I'm over that whole "Christmas goose" idea - this is way better!! Added bonus - I don't think the calories count if you knew the name of the animal before you ate it.
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    Re: OT: Worst pick up lines.

    Okay, ladies, what are the weakest lines you actually fell for? Time to 'fess up.
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