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Mike Tyson arrested for DUI and cocaine possession
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Re: Mike Tyson arrested for DUI and cocaine possession
Wow, and he was such a straight shooter.......you know...biting off ears and such.
Remember that stressed spelled backwards is desserts!
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“[He] called me a ‘rapist’ and a ‘recluse.’ I’m not a recluse.” - Mike Tyson
Have you ever read any of this guys quotes? Just search on "Tyson quotes" and let the fun begin. Be sure to read them in a high falseto to set the mood.
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Re: Mike Tyson arrested for DUI and cocaine possession
If there's anything that I have learned throughout my life, it's to stay away from cocaine and hookers.
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Re: Mike Tyson arrested for DUI and cocaine possession
why is this news?
- keep.
The first and best victory is to conquer self; to be conquered by self is of all things most shameful and vile. - Plato
May you only need 39 acres to turn your rig around. - keep -
Re: Mike Tyson arrested for DUI and cocaine possession
 Originally Posted by keepngoal why is this news?
- keep. Because Mike Tyson amuses a lot of people, me included.
Just when I think he can't be a bigger piece of *****, he goes and totally redeems himself!
Last edited by cycloneworld; 12-29-2006 at 10:32 AM.
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Re: Mike Tyson arrested for DUI and cocaine possession
 Originally Posted by zdorr40 If there's anything that I have learned throughout my life, it's to stay away from cocaine and hookers. but they go so well together
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Re: Mike Tyson arrested for DUI and cocaine possession
 Originally Posted by ISU BET but they go so well together peanut butter and jelly, pizza and beer, chips and salsa, cocaine and hookers
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Re: Mike Tyson arrested for DUI and cocaine possession
The bad news is that he will have to make another comeback to make up for the monetary loss. Last time he wanted to box gals.
He is the epitome of Dumb and Dumber.
Looking forward to CFH magic for the next bball season, Georges style. -
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He is the epitome of the stupid athlete who had it all but ****** it all away.
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Re: Mike Tyson arrested for DUI and cocaine possession
 Originally Posted by Wesley ... Last time he wanted to box gals.
... He also wanted to fight a gorilla.
"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was one big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined." - Mike Tyson
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Re: Mike Tyson arrested for DUI and cocaine possession
 Originally Posted by clones_jer He also wanted to fight a gorilla.
"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was one big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined." - Mike Tyson That gorilla would have beaten and then raped Mike Tyson.
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He could have ganked the gorilla instead.
Looking forward to CFH magic for the next bball season, Georges style. -
Re: Mike Tyson arrested for DUI and cocaine possession
He could have ganked the gorilla instead.
Ok, that made me laugh really hard. I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.
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