Dedication to the sport of football...(humor)

**ISUFan22** · 01-17-2007, 09:23 AM

John received a free ticket to the Super Bowl. Unfortunately. John's seat was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the stadium. He noticed an empty seat 10 rows up from the 50-yard line. He decides to make his way to the empty seat. As he sits down he asks the man next to him if anyone is sitting there. The man told him no, it was empty. John is very excited to have a seat like this at a Super Bowl and asks why in the world no one is using it? The man replied that it was his wife's seat but she passed away. He said this was the first Super Bowl that they have not attended together since they were married in 1968. John said that it was really sad and asked if he couldn't find someone, a relative or a close friend to take the seat?

"No" replied the man, "They're at her funeral!"

**loboclone** · 01-17-2007, 09:32 AM

Like getting married in Las Vegas in 1999 and telling the minister to hurry up. Then showing the minister my tickets to ISU-UNLV game and stating "The tailgate starts in an hour"..........Yes we spent our Wedding night at ISU football game..........I did let my new wife attend also. One must keep all things in priority......ISU Football is at the top

**ISUFan22** · 01-17-2007, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by loboclone

Like getting married in Las Vegas in 1999 and telling the minister to hurry up. Then showing the minister my tickets to ISU-UNLV game and stating "The tailgate starts in an hour"..........Yes we spent our Wedding night at ISU football game..........I did let my new wife attend also. One must keep all things in priority......ISU Football is at the top

Holy crap.

If I could give you rep again for this - I would!