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To the citizens of the United Kingdom
In light of your continued failure to make any independent decision without looking to your relatives to the west, we have decided to continue in your imperialistic history, our imperialistic ancestry, and annex you as part of the United States of America.
Her Sovereign Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II, will relinquish monarchical
duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories, starting Monday. Monarchy’s are retarded and should not exist if they have no true power but only serve as fodder for fish wrap.
Your old prime minister, Tony Blair, will retain his position but will be referred to as the Govenwusser of the 51st state.
You will be required to elect state representatives, and we all know you will notice and run quickly to the polls when your methadone treatments and free ride cease.
To aid in the transition to a crappy island posing as a dignified state of our union, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: | 
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