I was listening to the Kansas game on the radio. With a couple of minutes left, I thought we were going to pull it out. I went to take the dump that I'd been waiting on since halftime. When I came out of the bathroom, my wife told me that they'd tied it up. At that point I knew it was over.
You can spend a lot of time and money picking out the perfect floral bouquet for your date ... but you're probably better off checking if you have bad breath and taking the porn out of the glove compartment.
The moral: you gain more by not being stupid, than you do by being smart. Smart gets neutralized by other smart people. Stupid does not.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(EggMcClone @ 07-08-06 2:06 am) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'> That's not the only mention. This was on SIOC's frontpage for their top summer campus activities. Campaniling came in at #8. However, I think that pic is a fake since there's never been five women with one man anywhere on ISU's campus. [img]style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif[/img]
subtle phallic symbol aside...one must applaud Hef on his many decades of slapping fancy with the delicious babes...how depressing is my morning as I roll away from this screenshot and observe the rumpled, crumb covered beauty next to me in the sack.
would you like another croissant Ms. Clark?