Well, if you thought my last one was great, here are some more:
There's room for ALL of God's creatures... right next to the mashed potatoes.
If God didn't want us to eat the animals, why did he make them out of meat?
And of course, the Denis Leary statements on meat:
"...red meat, white meat, meat-o-f***in'-rama, you will eat the meat. You know why? Because not eating meat is a decision; eating meat is an INSTINCT!!!"
If you can't tell, I'm a carnie...
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