NUs QB Keller Cited for Class 3 Misdemeanor

ISUclones33 · 03-22-2007, 10:12 PM

For disturbing the peace... Yelled at an old lady through a dixie cup in a parking garage.... Must have a short fuse, No comment from the Athletic Department and he is going to court, Punishible by 3 months in prison.. lol

Michael Lastuvka · 03-22-2007, 10:13 PM

It really shouldn't have, and I feel bad about it, but I laughed heartily when I read that.

Wesley · 03-22-2007, 10:14 PM

No wonder Bill C is saying there is a 3 man race for qb. The king keller has no clothes. Yelling at old ladies through a dixie cup is not acceptable in Lincoln unless you are the NE QB. Misdemeanor squeamer - he will start.

ISUAlum2002 · 03-22-2007, 10:18 PM

Yelling through a Dixie cup? WTF? Did he cut the bottom of it out and use it as a bullhorn or something?

guitarchitect7 · 03-22-2007, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by ISUAlum2002

Yelling through a Dixie cup? WTF? Did he cut the bottom of it out and use it as a bullhorn or something?

nope took two cups and ran a string between the two.

ISUclones33 · 03-22-2007, 10:22 PM

haha, thats just how the news reported it... "He Yelled Profane Words through a cup at an old lady in the parking garage"

Wesley · 03-22-2007, 10:22 PM

The cup must have been a bullhorn and he must have been yelling u ol son of $*^^)_++)_7=7. Now the real qquestionb is did dshe cut his car off in the oparking garage? How can can you be mad at an old lady? Uouu are King Keller, the annointed one. Right, Garn? How bizarro or skeletorish.

ISUAlum2002 · 03-22-2007, 10:23 PM

Originally Posted by guitarchitect7

nope took two cups and ran a string between the two.

Old lady must have had her old phone system with her. Just can't trust them young whippersnappers with the cup and string anymore.

ISUAlum2002 · 03-22-2007, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by Wesley

The cup must have veen a bullhorn and he must have been yelling u ol son of $*^^)_++)_7=7. Now the real qquestionb is did dshe cut his car off in the oparking garage? How can can you be mad at an old lady? Uouu are King Keller, the annointed one. Right, Garn? How bizarro or skeletorish.

You haven't been drinking tonight, have you Wesley?

guitarchitect7 · 03-22-2007, 10:24 PM

Originally Posted by ISUAlum2002

Old lady must have had her old phone system with her. Just can't trust them young whippersnappers with the cup and string anymore.

Thats right, and she didnt know how to work the volume!

ISUclones33 · 03-22-2007, 10:25 PM

ok ok clarification.,.. he threw the cup at her, hahaha

Campus police cited Nebraska quarterback Sam Keller Thursday for disturbing the peace after he allegedly yelled profanities at a woman who took a parking spot he was waiting for in a campus parking garage.

The woman told campus police Keller got out of his car, yelled and threw a plastic cup at her car, said University Police Capt. Carl Oestmann.

Keller then left the area, "evidently looking for another parking spot," Oestmann said. Police later contacted Keller and cited him for disturbing the peace, Oestmann said.

Keith Mann said Thursday evening that the football staff is aware of the incident, but said the Athletic Department would have no immediate comment.

Keller transferred to Nebraska from Arizona State last year, sitting out 2006 because of transfer rules. He'll be a fifth-year senior this season, and coach Bill Callahan has said he will compete with Joe Ganz and Beau Davis for the starting job.

Disturbing the peace is a Class III misdemeanor, punishable by up to three months in jail and a $500 fine.

Cyclone62 · 03-22-2007, 10:27 PM

Can anyone really imagine trying to explain this to a possible future employer?

"Yea, I spent 3 months in prison on a class 3 misdemeanor"

"well, what did you do? Must have been pretty bad."

"Actually, I was yelling at an old lady through the bottom of a dixie cup and she called the cops."

"..... NEXT!"

benjay · 03-22-2007, 10:27 PM

haha what a jackass

Wesley · 03-22-2007, 10:30 PM

How the heck can the athletic department not give King Keller his own special parking spot? Cm'n this is Lincoln. Sam is going to play on New Year's Day.

guitarchitect7 · 03-22-2007, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by ISUclones33

ok ok clarification.,.. he threw the cup at her, hahaha

Campus police cited Nebraska quarterback Sam Keller Thursday for disturbing the peace after he allegedly yelled profanities at a woman who took a parking spot he was waiting for in a campus parking garage.

The woman told campus police Keller got out of his car, yelled and threw a plastic cup at her car, said University Police Capt. Carl Oestmann.

Keller then left the area, "evidently looking for another parking spot," Oestmann said. Police later contacted Keller and cited him for disturbing the peace, Oestmann said.

Keith Mann said Thursday evening that the football staff is aware of the incident, but said the Athletic Department would have no immediate comment.

Keller transferred to Nebraska from Arizona State last year, sitting out 2006 because of transfer rules. He'll be a fifth-year senior this season, and coach Bill Callahan has said he will compete with Joe Ganz and Beau Davis for the starting job.

Disturbing the peace is a Class III misdemeanor, punishable by up to three months in jail and a $500 fine.

That makes a little more sense, but still stupid. " You old hag, take this (as I search for my the nearest plastic cup with pretty flowers to throw)"